genuinely, wtf

back to appreciating the gays on main

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[softwaring]

[hannaxjo]

No because you really gotta keep two things in your mind at all time when studying history & archeology.

1) People in the past were just as intelligent as we are today. They had different amount of information to work on and different material reality, which is why they thought a lot of different things to what we think now.

2) People are idiots.

[ericvilas]

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

[ericvilas]

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[cherry-blitz]

this idea has been spinning in my head like a microwave since I learned alastor is lucifer's executioner biblically

[hotcocoamug]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THE LUCIFER’s EXECUTIONER THEORY BE REAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[cluezbin]

Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioa-

[nonameoww]

um 👉👈

[darkfoxkirin]

*I bow down to this amazing comic, sacrificing a lamb to try to get this to be canon*

[woodensteaky]

I want them to be evil together :)

[dappergent1927]

This is what the "Lucifer's executioner" arc should be like

Alastor gets to terrorise people with an angelic power boost, and Lucifer gets to actually assert his position as King of Hell on the disrespectful Sinners after a season of humiliation

[sinner-sunflower]

Vox: What? You're just gonna stand there?

Alastor: Oh no. I'm simply awaiting His Majesty's order. He turns slightly, eyes glinting.

Lucifer: Say.

Lucifer steps forward, gaze sweeping over Vox and the rebelling sinners. He raises a hand casually, as if commenting on the weather.

Lucifer: Tell me… have any of you ever heard of Alice in Wonderland?

The room goes still. Vox’s screen flickers.

Lucifer: Delightful little story. Wacky adventures. Really creepy author, though. Think he's actually around here somewhere with a robot that looks like the real Alice. The child A-

Vox: The fuck are you talking about. weak king?

His smile sharpens.

Lucifer: Alastor?

Alastor: Yes, Your Majesty?

The Morningstar points his finger to Vox and the rebelling sinners.

Lucifer: Off with their heads.

[kalfyaarts]

aedes elysiae.

[lonelylittledot]

is it just me or was UK's number totally giving Six The Musical?

[vivalajosie]

Not sure what you're hearing at home, but it's a very mixed crowd. - Graham Norton

Graham Norton confirming they're fucking with the audio

[soundsand-deactivated20250802]

[koresflowers]

didn’t know that charli xcx was representing germany this year

[wexregolden]

These spot the difference games are getting harder each year