Nobody appreciates Spideyson and DevilDad like I do…
Guys please Matthew ‘taking a break from vigilantism’ Murdock heard about the fact Spider-Man was actually a teenager in Queens and immediately made himself his lawyer.
He KNEW Peter was Spider-Man and still risked his secret identity to stop that brick from POSSIBLY hurting him.
That man was robbed of his annoying son via magic memory wipe, give it back.
A blind lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen has no business anywhere near Queens. Matt had to have taken the subway over there or something because the speed in which this man became Peter’s attorney is insane
And like sure whatever I guess we get the possibility of Team Red now that Peter’s kinda aged out of mentors but I still mourn the possibility of Matthew Murdock being faced with a 15 year old version of himself and foggy rubbing it in his face.
I don’t even think Matt would mentor him it was just be large age gap sibling style antics of them pissing each other off.
Peter calls Matt at two in the morning saying he needs a ride knowing Matt can’t drive and when he sends his location he’s in Germany.
Matt asks Peter how homecoming went and just gets a photo of a burning crashed plane with zero context that Foggy had to describe to him.
Peter breaks into Matt’s apartment to steal food and leaves a passive aggressive note when all he finds is alcohol and pain medicine. Matt can’t read the note but he knows for a fact it’s mean.
Peter Parker walks into Hell’s Kitchen and daredevil starts screaming at him to get off his territory. Him and Peter stark bickering like children in-front of give general public despite Peter being dressed like a civilian
10 minute montage of Matthew Murdock flirting with May and Peter smacking him upside the head every time she turns around
He puts Matt down as his emergency contact instead of May and is met with a very confused lawyer the next time Peter lands himself in the hospital due to vigilante related injuries
They start purposely tripping each other and they literally can’t get caught or else they get viewed as tripping a blind man or orphan teenager respectively
Matthew is beating the shit out of a random criminal in an alleyway and Peter is standing 10 feet away before muttering “barbaric.” And then asking Matt to check his pockets because he needs a quarter for a arcade machine
They both use each other for really outlandish and stupid alibis whenever they get questioned but the police.
Whenever Peter’s mad at Matt he just leaves him several voicemails with obnoxious chewing sounds that he can’t skip because one of them might actually be a client.
They go weeks without exchanging a single word and randomly harass each other for a week straight
Matt very loudly and publicly disapproves of the avengers and Peter shit talks the defenders to his classmates and on the daily bugle. Neither of them personally care because they don’t really do teams but it’s the principle of being a hater.
Matt: “You’re too young to be a vigilante!”
Peter: “You’re too old to STILL be a vigilante!”
