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@protectkingjj
Viktor: Yurio, keep an eye on JJ today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Yurio: Sure, I'd love to see JJ get punched.
Viktor: Try again
Yurio: I will stop JJ from getting punched.
Viktor: Correct
Yurio: So no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be–
Viktor: Excuse me, there's no pretense here: I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow
Yuuri: I'm cold
Viktor: Here, take my jacket
Yuko: I'm cold too
Yurio (before Otabek): Well damn, Yuko. I can't control the weather!
Chris: What's your favorite color?
Viktor: Yuuri
Viktor: Wait, what were we talking about?
Yurio: If you don't stop making out I will jump out the window...
Viktor and Yuuri: We're on the ground floor.
Yurio: I know, but I like dramatic exits
yurio talking to yuuri about otabek
yurio: I have to kill him
yuuri:
yurio:
yuuri:
yurio: I don't know how to hit on him so he has to die
Yuuri and Viktor: *lose Yurio in a crowd*
Yuuri: Hold on I got this
Yuuri: I'M RETIRING FROM SKATING NEXT YEAR
Yurio: wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY KATSUDON LET ME BEAT YOUR FACE IN
Yuuri: Found him
Yurio: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?
Mila: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Yurio: It's dark and I'm scared
Otabek:
Otabek: Hold on, I got this *stomps foot and sketchers light up*
Yurio: Holy shit
Viktor: Hey Chris can you pass me the sugar?
Chris: Yeah one sec
Chris: *picks up Yuuri and throws him across the table at Viktor*
Viktor and Yuuri: *fall onto the floor*
Viktor:
Viktor: *thumbs up from under the table*
Yuuri: Do dogs even know they are dogs? Like, do they think they're humans too?
Viktor: Yuuri, it's three in the morning
Yuuri: Good morning.
Chris: Good morning.
Pitchit: Good morning.
Viktor: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
Yurio: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Viktor: *pats Otabek and Yurio on the back*
Viktor: Good job, gays!
Otabek: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-
Viktor: Did I fucking stutter
JJ: What’s your biggest fear?
Yuuri: Being forgotten.
JJ: Damn. That’s deep. Mine’s the Kool Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Yurio: Bro-
Otabek: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago don't you dare call me 'bro'
Pitchit: "Knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Yuuri: that was deep.
Viktor: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Chris: That's even deeper.
Yurio: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, ya nasties.
Yakov: What's your biggest weakness?
Yurio: I can be uncooperative.
Yakov: Okay, give me an example.
Yurio: No.
