Protein PamCakes

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[psyfi]

the one thing i’m always hyped for is blankets

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[wehavetolaugh]

[steampunkbard]

lol

[proteinpamcakes]

This 10 year thing is ridiculous. Basically I got a haircut.

[phroyd]

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

[ohgodshesloose]

Eat the rich

[phenoniix]

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

[lamignonette]

[joeydeangelis]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

“it aint easy being cheesy”

[asktheangels]

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

[mintypineapple]

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

[maculategiraffe]

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[urababetbh]

[bluntstatementss]

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[celero-loves-dragons]

goblin it is

[translesbianethics]

[nelle90]

THAT PART.