The Biome

We decided to call our house "The Biome". We are all graduate students in biology, geology, or environmental science. This is our quote wall.

[proteobacterium]

L: *showing pictures from a hike* L: check out all this moss! K: getting excited about moss is such a biologist thing to do L: It's my favorite seedless nonvascular plant!

[proteobacterium]

L: I don't think I can commit to Battlestar Galactica in grad school.... that was the nerdiest thing I've said all day.

[proteobacterium]

L: *looking at tank top* Such boobs... very mammary

[proteobacterium]

K: well, we're not making mortgage payments, but we do at least have a toaster they toasts both sides of the bread now

[proteobacterium]

*L teaching microbio lab on parasites* Student: ok, so I just need to find the bollocks on this worm then.

[proteobacterium]

K: *while grading papers* "When you don't put a cross section, it looks like a vagina. When I see a vagina, I know you fucked up and didn't read the directions."

[proteobacterium]

*at an ecology presentation* Presenter: "So we saw about 10 lizards a minute in the field." Audience member: "That's... a lot of lizards!" Presenter: "Yeah, hella lizards!"

[proteobacterium]

L: Signs you're doing well in life: you're making mortgage payments instead of rent payments, and your toaster toasts both sides of the bread at the same time.

[proteobacterium]

L: I really like to make colorful scientific figures. K: you're going to pay a fortune in publishing costs then. L: YOLO

[proteobacterium]

J: I'm making avotado coast!

[proteobacterium]

A: No, this is adulthood: Brussel sprouts and favorite grocery stores.

[proteobacterium]

*shoves credit card into bra before a concert* L: Bras hold more than just boobs these days!

[proteobacterium]

K: For this assignment I need to find a the fart scarfs… I mean fault scarps..

[proteobacterium]

K: Adulthood is having two full pepper grinders.

[proteobacterium]

K: When I realized I could feel the wind in my leg hair, I knew I was at a whole new level.

[proteobacterium]

L: It's like the difference between a fancy-ass washer and a fancy ass-washer. One of them cleans your clothes really well, the other is a bidet.

[proteobacterium]

L: *reading through a grant proposal* L: what's a moraine? K: *explains what a moraine is* L: Ooooh, so moraines are where glaciers took a shit. Got it.