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Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

@gerardwaysmicrowave

#finally found the og post #i want this one tattooed on me

i keep on almost having a meltdown about not being prepared for the phd and thinking i'm too stupid to do it. and then i kind of just go 'oh hell i'll figure it out' or 'they didn't have to hire me, they had other applicants' and then go read a book or something instead. character development?

#just bought a laptop lol i feel skinttttttt #i might end up having a proper wobble about it at some point before i start but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it #for now. kazuo ishiguro.

catchymemes

#the impending phd (plan thus abbreviated to four years)

qilingxiong

normalize not bringing your partner unsolicited to every hangout with YOUR friends please for the love of god. was there a plus one specified on the invite? no? then bestie they will live if they're on their own for one (1) evening

#PUT THE MEDIOCRE MAN DOWN #PUT THE NONBINARY SITUATIONSHIP AWAY #REMOVE THE GENERIC LESBIAN FROM THE SCENE #i hate all of you!!!!!!!!

bill-blake-fans-anonymous

Went to John Donne Island and turns out it wasn’t an island at all, but a piece of the continent, a part of the main.

kaylmao

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

shegs

I FOUMDH IT

princess-anri

Regular Couple

pawhold-deactivated20180415

this ended homophobia

nikoni

happy pride month

aropride

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

achillesinhighheels

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

#i love tumblr no one else makes posts that understand me like this

thememedaddy

#i feel insane this is the realest post i've ever seen #I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

notahorseindisguise

knowing when to hold em and when to fold em is also important for origami

modogoblin

feastofsnakes

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

#me unfortunately

toad-soup

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

#me soon

ok well i flaked out on some social plans so that helps

#in my defence i found out the pub quiz was in fact a Disney Pub Quiz no thank u

ok i think maybe i just need to go for a really long walk. just gotta keep walking until i turn into someone else and then keep going and then maybe enter the sea!

#simples. as those meerkats would say.

my bedroom is a wasteland of ibuprofen and paracetamol boxes dear god

#i had a diabolical period last week idk

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