i'm here to fuck around and find out

20s | surprise me and yourself with my pronouns | i like robots and horror and anything i've ever heard someone call cringe

[phantomcabij]

Made some little starscream phone backgrounds to go with the charm I put on my phone! (Last one is for the home screen lol)

Feel free to use for your device of choice, infect it with smallscream- (should I make a TC and SW version? Idk leave it in the tags or smth)

[c-qui-lui]

@evidmid i just think he's neat oO

[sockiepuppetry]

Lady gaga

[flanniestuff]

Using mech as a substitute for man/bro or just an insult have save me so many times because it works in both ways

[zeropro]

A silly follow up to [this post]

[depsidase]

[evening-in-a-reflection]

Suddenly remembered a Humans are Space Orcs (or some other descriptor) post I read some time ago about how humans could possibly or likely be the only species that walks on two legs. I don't remember who the post was by, but it went into detail how humans are really the only species on earth that walks on two legs without some sort of counter balance like a tail. We're just... ramrod straight (disregarding posture) standing up. Not quadrabed, no tail, just two legs and a questionable sense of balance.

So I thought, for those like me who love pointing out how similar humans and cybertronians are, among the stars, humans really are the only organic species to walk on two legs. Every other organic species of alien out there that does has a tail of some kind to act as a counter balance, or they just have more than two legs.

This brings me to one of my favorite tropes in the Transformers fandom where human and cybertronian alike are going “how are we so alike??? What's up with that,” except it's mainly from the cybertronian's perspective because fuck if humans know what other aliens look like. We're not space faring yet, and our first contact is currently doing everything in their collective power to hide from us lmao

Just, cybertronians either being fascinated, awed, or completely weirded out by this one fact upon realizing it. ‘Cause like, here's this completely foreign species if alien from a totally different part of the galaxy, possibly even a whole other galaxy depending on writer's preference, who looks almost exactly like cybertronians despite their organic origin. There are no other organics like them, not even remotely. They walk on two legs and have two arms with five digits on each hand, faces with two eyes and one mouth and the muscles in their faces are made specifically to emote with expressions that translate flawlessly to a cybertronian.

You're made of metal, I'm made of flesh. We should be anything but similar, and yet here we are.

I don't know. I'm just enamored with the thought of humans and cybertronians being completely awed with one another about their similarities.

...This was just supposed to be about walking on two legs, then I started gushing about one of my favorite tropes in this fandom... how did this happen...

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[meowkittyplier]

“What’s your favorite horror movie?”

Idk probably this scene

Yk the scene where simon realizes that he’s actually going to die a painful horrible death in that sub. Him grabbing onto his mother’s sheath and sobbing, seeking comfort even though it won’t help anything, nor will it save him

Yk when Simon finally realizes He’s going to die and nobody will remember him, nopony knew his name. When it all hit him like a truck and he just started crying because he knew he was gonna die. He fought his whole life to live and it was all for nothing because he was scapegoated by the people who he thought loved him. How he lost literally everyone close to him, and nobody will remember him after he retrieves the black box.

Also how there’s no way the COI would credit him for saving everyone else from going down there.

I know he detached himself from most of eden’s beliefs, but do ya’ll think there was any moment where he thought he was being punished by god for all he’s done?

(also gifs by @damienos <3)

[chivachill]

[thedorkydog]

y-y-y-y-y-yyyyurrii????????!!

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[sleepygooberpilled]

I think they’re all three really big cuddlers and use Roddy as a living heater when it’s cold

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[plaguedperson]

that's how the ship goes right

also couldn't find the meme template so went off of memory one hundred emoji

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[zerafinacss]

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[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[asheep-asleep]

Why do horror game protagonists always buy the worst flashlights? A flashlight that can kill a Dracula is like 20 bucks. Why are you grabbing grandma's old flashlight with a dying bulb from 1992 and going into the woods at night?

[sinsinewave]

i've seen exactly one game actually have an explanation, that being INFRA, where iirc everyone acknowledges the flashlight is shit, and the company the protag works for ordered new ones but they didn't arrive yet at the time the game starts out

[asheep-asleep]

Adding "not buying shit my boss should have got me months ago" to the lists of valid reasons to go into a wicked forest with a shitty flash light.