[yogsothoththekeyandthegate]

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 1: hypocrite. you obviously want to be touched by them and a lamp? even in your fantasies you are a phallic object.

male yuri fan 3: i just tried crossdressing and i got a really weird feeling in my stomach. also my girlfriend seems really into it. am i doing yuri?

[oxygenisachoice]

Still thinking about Woman of Tomorrow

[sibilans]

oh lawd she comin

[starscream-is-my-wife]

He’s their number one defender

[mordhiobhail]

simpatico collection

[schandbringer]

I sketched this comic a year ago and forgot about it until recently hhhh

I somehow managed to scribble this over the course of two weeks after project works each day and I’m finally done with it hooray hooray.

[korrmrow]

little doodle i have of rewind n tailgate to show while i finish up some pieces!

i got a oneshot and some Blushed pieces (yes PLURAL) in progress, that'll take me a few but I don't want to let my blog just dry up in the meantime... also their friendship is adorable???? i love how they and swerve and seen frequently hanging out and spending trio time together

you think swerve is jealous of the other two bc they have conjunxs and hes just the lonley single one of the three?

hes so lonley i need a movie night with him HES SO SWEET LET HIM FIND HIS MATCH DUDE

okay time to try and lock in RAH

[koigikibble]

Go, my Tarnwave propaganda

Soundwave loathes Tarn and Tarn is insanely jealous of Soundwave. Do they like each other? No. But maybe they can burn out their feelings about the one person they want the attention of most with their hate for one another.

Beloathed. Absolute worsties. Hand in unloved hand.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

[mechpreg-showdown]

Round 1; Group 3; Poll 1

Who's Getting Pregnant?

Rung (Transformers)

Hot Rod|Rodimus Prime (Transformers)

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

Propaganda:

Rung:

"If Rung wins the entire bracket I'll write the 50k Eugenesis AU mechpreg fic." [x]

"I forgot I made the wager 70k words of Rung-centric Eugenesis AU for a Rung victory. I'll do one better if he wins the @mechpreg-showdown bracket and up it to 90k words of Eugenesis AU if he wins." [x]

this guy is probably the most emotionally stable cybertronian you'll ever meet, considering how he's basically everyone's therapist (like actually). being a licensed therapist also means that rung will be able to pass on his mental health teachings to his kids, and that'll help them immensely in the long run. [x]

That mech would be so happy about having a baby I'm telling y'all [x]

Very emotionally stable, would raise good kids. And is arguably everybody’s father (depending on your interpretation of Primus) [x]

Rung’s entire narrative revolves around his ability to reproduce. He lit the hot spot on Luna 1. There’s an alternate universe where he’s kept as a prisoner to keep reproducing to build an army. I have a 23-slide PowerPoint about him and can post it upon request. [x]

Hot Rod | Rodimus:

2 for 1 propaganda for ratty and roddy :3 [image link] [x]

roddy would be the kind of creator that's super chill and fun to be around, but also kind of absent. i think with the right partner, however, he could be persuaded to get his shit together. if he found out he was carrying, he'd cry ugly tears both out of joy (because holy shit, new life after a lifetime of war!!) and anxiety over if he's gonna be a good enough carrier, because that inadequacy complex ain't going nowhere. overall, though, he'd love his kid no matter what and protect them with his life. [x]

Look at this mech, don't you want to make this sexy mech pregnant, I mean look at these killer hips. [x]

[zombified-queer]

RUNG SWEEP NOW!!!

[lockandkeyhyena]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[lockandkeyhyena]

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

[bloodlvstfvlz]

my transformer sub (consensual roleplay): please we're at actual slagging war i can't drive you to waffle house

me: *spits on the steering wheel and smacks it* cars don't talk autobitch, and i'm driving

transformer sub: *engine revs* please daddy i'll get in trouble daddy

me: you want daddy to put a nickelback cd in your player? huh? is that what you want?

transformer sub: *engine revs harder* no daddy please i'll be a good bot

me: a good what?

transformer sub: a good 2016 kia sorento

[43lin4hel]

Noooo megatron don’t stick ur spike in crazyyyyy fuckkk he can’t hear us he’s cave diving in that valve it’s so fucking over for cybertron

[layla4ever-deactivated20221119]

When lingerie ads had women with pubic hair...this is what they took from us 🚬😞

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women