Knives Out 🖤

I like mostly shit films and also occasionally really good stuff like knives out

[lukasnmukas]

i think they should've kissed

[zestoflemon]

theyre so special to me

(transfem judblanc inspired by @ceramicbeetle 's fic!)

[zestoflemon]

happy wake up dead man friday everyonee

[stealingpotatoes]

Any thoughts on Detective Benoit Blanc?

i love that funky little detective man and i know in my heart he's still besties with marta

[judblanc]

the what

[drops-of-universe]

doing a line of hope

[cranberrylimes]

an alternative to my other post bc you know blanc was just as down bad for jud, if not worse

[thirdsonofeve]

Jud on his bike getting chased by geese

[judblanc]

in a scenario where jud isn't fearing for his and the flock's safety bc wicks is getting so unpleasant and increasingly racist and misogynistic and overall volatile he would definitely lean into more explicit ragebait like joke's on you i'm kinda into this sort of thing (getting his ass beat and playing psychosexual mind games etc) but as it is the safest way he could communicate it was by saying "i can handle whatever this is" and telling wicks he isn't scared of him bc he knows his dick doesn't work and then plotting how to kill him (aka the thought crimes he later felt so guilty over) before martha straight up beat him to it. if you think about anything in this movie/jud in particular bc he's the narrator for longer than a few minutes it is truly like if an absolute freakazoid slapped a PG-13 censor over himself and somehow pulled it off and convinced the audience he's chill and normal

[vieramars]

Idc about good friday but i do celebrate the death of this malevolent bastard

[vieramars]

Hey prev this is genius

[incognitokoala]

on the one hand, the amount i rewatch the knives out movies is lowkey embarrassing

on the other hand, its great discovering new things i didnt notice before.

such as blanc asking 'was there anything else found on the floor?' and jud immediately turning to mila kunis (shit what's her name?) and waiting for her to answer

i.e. not saying the dishonest part out loud

[judblanc]

so wicks croaks on good friday right then jud walks around the forest repenting then he manifests detective blanc when he reaches the church in the morning (since by the evening he's been up for 36 hours). so they met on holy saturday right? happy anniversary to them ♥️ picturing jud quietly celebrating meeting his guardian angel by the ever rotating easter calendar and when he admits as much to him blanc's like [heart swelling up with so much fondness it almost feels like a stroke] it was actually the [x]th of april 🙄

[mxmorel]

they meet on the morning of easter sunday! when Blanc comes in, he apologizes for there not being an Easter Mass 😔 so seems like jud spent literally all of saturday In The Forest Repenting And Manifesting His Guardian Angel Detective Blanc 🙏 but yess happy anniversary eve 2 them 🥰 and happy easter to gay people and gay people only 😌

[judblanc]

wait he still has blood on his hands when talking to geraldine at the police station so that's probably still friday which means his 10 second montage of walking around the forest was like. over 24 hours long 😭 jesus christ? <- jud upon meeting blanc on easter morning, delirious

[gardeninthevoid]

the charm of jud is that he is incongruently precious for a man with his background, and it just makes you wanna chuck him at a wall, not even in a horny way (though sure), but in a cute aggression way, like he's a stress toy that you expect to squish or stick to it.

the charm of blanc is that he sees this and immediately wants to protect it, and spends the rest of the movie dedicated to this task, but simultaneously he does go "i wonder what would happen if i chucked him at a wall. i bet he would stick to it" and tests the hypothesis.

[judblanc]

having judblanc brainworms is awesome for many reasons but my current favorite one is the fact that especially in jud's case there is no better way to rotate him as a character. like without blanc there to both challenge him and rein him in he's just. what. a catholic priest a bunch of y/ns are horny for, maybe (no shade ladies fuck him all you want), bc without challenging that collar/chastity what else are you gonna do. rotate him giving sermons for the rest of his life? he's such a layered and interesting character that even people who see blanc as his peepaw are like :/ well maybe he can still be his watson sometimes... like if you're gonna blorbofy him and shake him like a maraca in any way you've gotta call bullshit on that ending one way or another because it keeps him in a blatantly false stasis. and #ToMe there is nothing more interesting to put his character through than to make him contend with his feelings for an older larger-than-life gay man threatening to eclipse his feelings for christ. and there are just enough canon crumbs for that to be a real possibility. yum

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]

[twynte]

Yesss raise your voice raise your hackles. Ohhh you want to invade his personal space so fucking bad.

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever