proudhumility

olivia studyblr is @schoolmotivationals

[calmdownmoz]

Tip: if you need to remove the temptation to text someone toxic, change their contact name to something shitty they said about you :’-) way more effective than blocking lol

[orteil42]

[relishboi]

new phone who am i

[calmdownmoz]

this was me yesterday after purchasing an iPhone 7™

[obviousplant]

I added some fake dance classes to a local dance studio

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[yourkinkisnasty]

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh” 

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly 

[protegeofabratzdoll-deactivated]

It’s crazy !!!

[stardustcrusader]

yeah i think a huge issue w alcohol culture is not peer pressure, but peer normalization.

like people just dont realize that binge drinking, or even just having alcohol frequently can constitute as having an alcohol problem bc its viewed as being fun or just part of also party culture when in reality its really not and is super damaging to your body, your relationships, and is a super poor coping mechanism

[taahko]

self care is eating your favorite meat meal behind the local arbys and receiving a cursed dark souls game tape from the arbys witch that you have to play or else youll be dragged to hell

[spicyicicle]

Dogs with knives master post

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[dogpuppy]

Give The Child The Hand of The Beans

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[therusticate]

^ my mom has been doing this for months and it’s so helpful and easy. We also use vinegar in lieu of fabric softener and it’s awesome for things like towels and soft shirts and stuff

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[softchad]

[angelmirandac-deactivated201601]

[erraticsimz]

[trigonognathus]

luvin this bro nut

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

bronut in my mouth

[depsidase]

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP