Prowl's Desk

prowl is so mean to me

[prowl-desk]

*puts a charcuterie board with cheese on it on the desk*

Huh?

[blitzwing-official]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-table

...

PERFECT.

*He doused the desk in gasoline, strapped aeveral bombs and fireworks to it, and lit it on fire.*

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA!!!

[prowl-desk]

SOB

*The desk is very sad*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

So... Why can you talk if you're just a table? That is an... Abnormal quality.

[prowl-desk]

Most of us can talk! We just don't wanna

Also people get scared when we talk :(

[prowl-standing]

..I see. Why would a day to day object with the knowledge of being used and replaced one day be crafted with sentience?

Is this typical for objects beyond just tables?

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

[prowl-desk]

*It might've shrugged*

*But it's just a table*

It just happens :(

I don't know why it happens it just does

I don't know if any other objects are sentient though

I knew a toaster once

[prowl-standing]

Hm. I see, then.

[prowl-desk]

Ya

*It goes back to its desk activities*

*Such as being a desk*

[prowl-standing]

...Do you at least like your purpose? Is it fulfilling, i suppose?

[prowl-desk]

Ya it's nice

I hold everything

Because I am a desk

[prowl-standing]

..Good for you then?

[prowl-desk]

*The desk hopes it does its job well enough*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

So... Why can you talk if you're just a table? That is an... Abnormal quality.

[prowl-desk]

Most of us can talk! We just don't wanna

Also people get scared when we talk :(

[prowl-standing]

..I see. Why would a day to day object with the knowledge of being used and replaced one day be crafted with sentience?

Is this typical for objects beyond just tables?

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

[prowl-desk]

*It might've shrugged*

*But it's just a table*

It just happens :(

I don't know why it happens it just does

I don't know if any other objects are sentient though

I knew a toaster once

[prowl-standing]

Hm. I see, then.

[prowl-desk]

Ya

*It goes back to its desk activities*

*Such as being a desk*

[prowl-standing]

...Do you at least like your purpose? Is it fulfilling, i suppose?

[prowl-desk]

Ya it's nice

I hold everything

Because I am a desk

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

So... Why can you talk if you're just a table? That is an... Abnormal quality.

[prowl-desk]

Most of us can talk! We just don't wanna

Also people get scared when we talk :(

[prowl-standing]

..I see. Why would a day to day object with the knowledge of being used and replaced one day be crafted with sentience?

Is this typical for objects beyond just tables?

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

[prowl-desk]

*It might've shrugged*

*But it's just a table*

It just happens :(

I don't know why it happens it just does

I don't know if any other objects are sentient though

I knew a toaster once

[prowl-standing]

Hm. I see, then.

[prowl-desk]

Ya

*It goes back to its desk activities*

*Such as being a desk*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

So... Why can you talk if you're just a table? That is an... Abnormal quality.

[prowl-desk]

Most of us can talk! We just don't wanna

Also people get scared when we talk :(

[prowl-standing]

..I see. Why would a day to day object with the knowledge of being used and replaced one day be crafted with sentience?

Is this typical for objects beyond just tables?

It seems like a waste of resources to me.

[prowl-desk]

*It might've shrugged*

*But it's just a table*

It just happens :(

I don't know why it happens it just does

I don't know if any other objects are sentient though

I knew a toaster once

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

So... Why can you talk if you're just a table? That is an... Abnormal quality.

[prowl-desk]

Most of us can talk! We just don't wanna

Also people get scared when we talk :(

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-standing]

uh... not.. particularly.....

[prowl-desk]

Well flipping is overrated anyways

*It continues to hold datapads deskily*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[prowl-standing]

w. what

[prowl-desk]

[prowl-desk]

flip

SOB

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

I never really developed those skills, was a bit busy getting shot at by Decepticons

[prowl-desk]

Oh :(

Do you flip Decepticons?

[thunderclapper-official]

*There's a table here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Oh? A table? Perfect! *sits down and starts writing the most, delicious, scrumptious, juicy, immaculate fanfiction ever*

[prowl-desk]

*This is a very welcome change for the desk*

*This desk approves of fanfiction*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

..Why would I do that-?

[prowl-desk]

I get flipped over by Prowls a lot

It happens :(

*Average table activities*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[prowl-standing]

Normal desks don't typically talk, or- Cry, for that matter. What and who are you?

[prowl-desk]

I'm just a desk

please don't flip me over

I will be very sad :(

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*

[prowl-standing]

wh-

.I'm beginning to think you're Not a normal table,

[prowl-desk]

sob

*It desks deskily*

*Like a normal desk*

*Because it is*

[rung-official]

*There's a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

….

Now where did this come from?

[prowl-desk]

*Who knows!*

*But it's here now*

*And could be flipped*

[prowl-standing]

*There is a desk here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Unlike my more popular comic counterpart, I don't typically do that.

[prowl-desk]

*The desk remains unflipped*

*It almost seems relieved*

[prowl-standing]

Hm. What a weird table,

Whatever, I have other things I need to be doing anyways-

[prowl-desk]

I'm a normal table this is so mean :(

*It's literally a normal table idk what he's talking abt*