All hail the Queen of Dunces!

Welcome all! This is my reblog blog. I am a 25 year old Bisexual! I reblog my art here, but my art blog is proxxifoxxi-art!

[riverpiracy]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Stuck in a historical war

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

How are you doing?

good somehow

I might survive

OW

dead

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

[comprenale]

Btw the mini kirs is the SOUL and not Kris so this means that the player in this case is absolutely cracked at whatever smash the physics are based on

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

wrong it is kris actually it represents a part of themself that they fear and it's also the part of themself that's fucking busted at marth

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[frostops]

If nothing else jax certainly proves that fandomites really do hate all the same character traits on a woman they love on men.

[anexperimentallife]

[proxxifoxxi-art]

Practicing a painterly rendering style, so I drew my beautiful kitty, Creamsicle <3

My Model, who slept patiently on my lap:

Timelaps below!

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[dat-soldier]

hello kitty

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[sonhogentil]

[inthesensethat]

[hellish-undeath]

[dogpuppy]

[bish0ps]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

A second Dollar General has hit the server

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[runawaymarbles]

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

[just-deer-things]

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic