All hail the Queen of Dunces!

Welcome all! This is my reblog blog. I am a 25 year old Bisexual! I reblog my art here, but my art blog is proxxifoxxi-art!

[gopyxp]

look at this thang

[x]

[cheddar-baby]

well, time to die

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

[whysoexhausted]

Robbie Fowler : Photographed doing his infamous goal celebration that got him a 4 game ban & a $40k fine for imitating doing lines (1999)

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[fatestayyuri]

whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is

[fatestayyuri]

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[dogpuppy]

[tachyon-log]

"Twitter" was designed in a lab to contribute the greatest sum total of malevolence to the global sociosphere out of any human-made invention. It would have succeeded, but is currently third to both "Car" and "Mahjong."

[tachyon-log]

Magic the Gathering has a good shot of catching up, but mahjong has about two centuries' head start. Perhaps by 2300, should humanity still persist.

[ot3]

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

[ot3]

other notable examples of friendslop:

bar trivia

pontoon boats

ouija boards

[kittycatblast]

guys you load into duty roulettes with

[virtua]

@alvi

[dogpuppy]

[gsirvitor]

[ned8-back-again]

Welcome back forgetting to sanitize html/limiting special characters in usernames. We've missed you since the New World mmo fiasco.

[garaks-padded-cell]

can we make contact with aliens already im losin hope here

[garaks-padded-cell]

I posted this because i want to have sex with the aliens

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]