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vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

were--ralph

literally just go be anemic like idgi

cobalt-jess

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

were--ralph

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

cobalt-jess

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

were--ralph

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

failchild

mote-of-ash

You must change! You will change

sailermoon

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

sailermoon

yay-bunnies-world

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

carnivaldemiurge

Something like this?

yay-bunnies-world

thats right

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

juststarsandthemoon

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

lizclimo

madnessofmen

Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

neon-ufo

I call myself a comic artist but I actually just post 1 comic every 3 months

jojo-heritage-posts

jojo heritage post

landsharkrawr

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vinegarss

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

bootleg-black-marble

vinegarss

okay fine. it is so crazy that you all liked overwatch

beesmygod

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

wonderhecko

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

beesmygod

this is next level

wonderhecko

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

charlesoberonn

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

charlesoberonn

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

aminta

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS