PROZAC KITTEN

Long words, short skirts. One eyed wonder.

[prozackitten]

Death becomes her ⚰️💉

[prozackitten]

Charlie, he loves me 🥀

[prozackitten]

bye

[prozackitten]

[prozackitten]

Urgh

[prozackitten]

Nosebleeds are pretty

[prozackitten]

Don’t be a cry baby 🌹💔

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[thethirdcircle]

It Follows (2014)

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[depsidase]

[thetenderpassion]

[prozackitten]

[prozackitten]

What’s the fucking point

[pornographicpear]