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call me pretty... eighteen, virgo, hp fan
otp; drastoria, scorbus, and lucissa
-.> fav character ever draco malfoy
-.> slytherin... 𓆙
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Alright, but if I wrote drastoria fanfic who would actually read it?
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A day in muggle London \\❄️☕
they rent a room in central London for a few days
they try cooking without magic and nearly set the kitchen on fire trying to make pancakes
they take a train from the Malfoy estate to London
(Scorpius is apprehensive until Albus assures him it’s a muggle train with no trolley witches in sight)
Albus built a tolerance to the cold after growing up playing in the snow with Lily and James. Scorpius has absolutely not, and refuses to stay out long enough to build snowmen. They build snow cats instead :)
they stay in for the rest of the night to warm up. Albus puts on his favorite Christmas rom-coms (especially The Holiday) and they make hot chocolate
they go to the natural history museum (to see Scorp’s favorite dinosaurs) and stop by a cozy used bookstore on the way back
Draco "Sympathy is a Knife" Malfoy
Harry "Actually Romantic" Potter
scorpius and draco head canons
Scorpius is the literal reason why Draco gets out of bed in the morning. They have breakfast together, talk, read, watch tv, and so on before they both start their respective days. When Scorpius is away, Draco doesn't roll out of bed until 11 or so.
When Scorpius was little, he'd get frequent nightmares. After a while, he stopped waking Draco and Astoria up. He'd simply crawl into bed with them unnoticed and go to sleep. This led to Draco nicknaming him, "bedbug."
Scorpius is always teaching Draco new things. Draco, on the rare occasion he gets out, is always bringing up random facts. Then, he proudly says, "My son told me that!"
Draco wares on the side of not being physically affectionate with Scorpius. However, if something serious is happening, Draco always puts his hand on Scorpius's back.
They don't always understand each other- which is frustrating for the both of them. Though, they've learned to never let an argument last longer than a day. Overall, it's a pretty stable relationship.
Draco and Scorpius influence each other to get louder, sillier, and geekier. Things can start off tense, but it usually ends with both of them rambling on about one thing or another.
When Scorpius moves away with Albus, he makes sure to schedule out days to spend with his dad. These days are Draco's favorite.
Fuck long haired Draco. He buzzes his head after anything horrible happens to him.
I have become fond of Draco Malfoy (send post)
I think the Malfoy's got such little slack after the war ended, can only be explained by
Narcissa saving Harry's life
And
2. Draco not selling Harry out at Malfoy Manor
A morally broken family is right at least two times, ig
I dressed up as Astoria Greengrass for a Halloweekend party yesterday. I ended up getting overwhelmed and not going. Parallels, parallels...
This is soooooo 19 y/o Draco to me
Adult Draco Malfoy Headcanons
Whiney guy... first night he spends at the Potter-Weasley's he's insufferable. The tea he made came out too hot, his blankets at home are cozier, he stubbed his toe on the corner. He's changed a lot, but his spoiled nature is fundamental.
Insults gossip columnists on their inability to scandalize and critiques school bullies' techniques. Quote, "If you're going to be an arse, do it proper."
Buys something unnecessary and overpriced every time he leaves the manor (thank God, that's rarely). Scorpius gets dragged into every luxury shop around.
He still knows too much of Harry Potter's business (gets a lot of intel from Albus).
He's interested in fashion. He keeps a few high-end magazine subscriptions and takes notes. He is best dressed in any room.
The man can cook. When he was recovering post war, he picked up some cooking classes to keep himself productive. He kept on with the classes into Scorpius's early childhood. Now, he can just cook a five-star meal no problem.
He's also not half bad at interior design. Between him and Astoria, they renovated the manor into the right balance of warm and artsy.
He keeps a photo of Scorpius and Astoria in his wallet for comfort.
CRIER! The number one thing he learned from therapy is that his dramatic ass needs to sob every once in a while. He usually does it alone over sentimental reasons: missing lost friends, missing Astoria, getting older, being lonely. However, he tears up over Scorpius constantly. He can't help it; how does his baby just keep growing?
On the same sad note, he gets wretched nightmares. He loves sleeping though, and he often gets vivid, pleasant dreams. So, it's a bit of a Russian roulette every time he crawls into bed.
He still smokes when he drinks. It's a bad habit and he's embarrassed by it. Speaking of drinking, it's got to be a fine wine aged 1925 or lower.
It's never quiet at the manor. The quiet makes him antsy. He plays music, watches tv, and talks to himself. There's always some soft background noise.
(I LOVE DRACO MALFOY! NONE OF YOU KNOW HIM LIKE I DO! THIS LESBIAN KNOWS HIM BEST)
teenage astoria greengrass...
Which draft should I finish and post?
Adult Draco Malfoy headcanons
Scorpius and Draco headcanons
Scorbus playlist
Scorpius in the Fall Time
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I love how everything is moody and gothic and then you get scones and a cute little picnic. Very accurate.
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Okay, since Pinterest is an app I use every day, I'm not really surprised it knows me better than myself. And it got my Autumn style! Also noticed many people got blood red!
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astoria greengrass headcanons?
Thank youu!! Here's a list of probably super unpopular opinions! I wanna know what people imagine her like so here are my ideas.
Appearance
Average height. Not short but not tall enough for her and Draco to kiss comfortably without leaning over.
Draaamatiiiic millennial side bangs with thick wavy brown hair. Never cut shorter then a bit below her shoulders. She was super conscious of her hair and always thought short hair was for old ladies. Though, mostly she didnt want to look like her mom.
After the war her sister would do her hair in super extravagant braids and updoes. They would go out to see a symphony or a play in fancy dresses. She eventually learned to do her hair like that by herself, and after getting married she did her hair all the time. With a bandana or headband to be more casual. Painting, gardening, or cleaning her hair would be up and braided. Little strands would fall out and frame her face.
I have this friend who has super big beauty brown eyes and gorgeous eyelashes and I want Astoria to have them too. They are slightly unnerving, and I think thats perfect for Astoria uncomfortably staring at everyone.
I like to think that she's just a little funky looking. Completely and effortlessly beautiful but if you look too long you see her thin lips and offcentered nose that is just a little too awkward on her face
She was super super skinny, like bony elbows and collarbone and ribs showing. Halfway because of genetics and halfway because of her illness. She was like this until she got pregnant and finally could gain some weight. Her thighs and hips grew, and she didn't look so sickly for once. It was on and off good health though, there were periods of time that were great and others where she was permanently in the hospital.
This is going to go on forever so let me get on with it.
I think she would always wear a dress, like Jessica Day, New Girl sort of fashion.
Always dressed up, full face of makeup, and nails done. I think short nails were in in the 90s so id say a modest nude or light blue color of nail polish.
She would be in the library all day and still insist on dressing nice. Never to be perceived otherwise. Something that was just engraved in her behavior from her childhood.
She used to love weird shoes but after getting married and getting more sick she didnt have anywhere to wear them. Ended up saving them regardless, always planning on giving them to the right person.
Personality
Draco would be absolutely miserable marrying a doormat compliant little pureblood girl. Which is why his wonderful wife was not that at all.
She was raised to be very modest and polite, and she was, but she was also weird and silly and often got way too carried away in conversation.
Her and her sister were raised to sit quite and smile pretty, nod along just to be polite and later on in the comfort of their home were they allowed to let their true feelings out. It wasnt necessarily their reputation that mattered but instead their manners were important.
I like to think shes like my sister in the sense that she shys away from conflict, but still holds concrete opinions and morals.
My mom and I will argue about anything and cause a scene without even thinking, but my sister is actively trying to stop that by changing the conversation or pouting until we stop. Thats who i see Astoria as, the peacekeeper but eithout actually getting involved. She gets to sit there with a disappointed face until people stop fighting.
She will not talk over people. She will either be giving the respect she deserves or she simply will not talk to you at all. Thats why she never really kept many friends through her marriage, no one took the time to know realize she wasnt just a quiet pureblood wife.
However, if it really is important, like politics or morals she will input her opinion with facts on top of facts to support them. If someone disagrees with and won't listen to her fact, she'll go quite and shifty and try to change the topic or just not interact any farther.
When given the time of day she can and will give full on lectures on a chosen topic. Her way of learning is by teaching others so when she becomes fascinated by something new she immediately finds Draco to teach it to. And by that I mean she has the book of the topic open and explains it to Draco as she herself is learning it. Often she'll make assumptions on what a passage is talking about and state it to Draco with complete confindence, until two pages after when she finds out shes wrong and just continues with an "oops I guess not" and keeps going.
Okaaayy im leaving this here cuz ill go on foreveeeerrrr. I haven't even talked about her relationship with Draco really or how they met but I want to know what other people think of her. Thank you for the ask, I just need to get it out of my head ❤️🤩
this is so cute
diane malfoy... winter playoffs 1995... prt 1, the night before
"The winter playoffs are underway! There's a lot of buzz around school campus. The old Gryffindor vs. Slytherin humdrum, but the real question is what will Diane be wearing?"
Draco slapped the school gossip column with the back of his hand while he snorted. Diane gently took her teacup away from his side of the table.
The night before the game, she thought as the porcelain teacup brushed her lips, and all anyone could write about was her outfit. How absorbed. How vain. How shockingly obsessive.
She was elated.
Draco's cackling continued as a sort of ambience to Diane's peaceful evening- bouncing off the common room grotto. He cackled and laughed until, Diane presumed, he realized he wasn't getting his desired attention. So, he stopped and twisted in his armchair to face Goyle. Poor, poor Goyle.
"I mean, what kind of article is that? What are they even brainstorming up in that bird's nest?"
"Heh," Goyle slobbered, "Aren't they supposed to be the smart ones?"
Draco scoffed, "Nothing's much of anything it's supposed to be, anymore. That's what Father says. Isn't that right, Diane?"
Diane pursed her lips, everything in her life seemed perfectly in place. She set her teacup down with a clink, "He does say that."
She played with the rope of her robe as Draco and Goyle went back and forth. Coming up with all sorts of jabs for the Ravenclaw writers, who's penmanship was Skeeter-ish at best. Some of the more interesting insults drummed up for the crime of this week's installment included: "Feather plucking fucks", "Prodigious drivels," and- Diane's favorite- "Bagshot bastardizations."
Eventually, Goyle's brainpower was dimming and Draco- as ever, Diane sighed- was growing bored. He turned to her.
In a squeal he asked, "So, dear sister, whatever shall you wear?"
She leaned back comfortably in her couch, finally bothering to look at him. "You went shopping with me last trip to Hogsmeade- for the outfit. Practically begged to tag along, so I could help you find a shade of black that accentuated your neck. Remember?" She tacked that last bit on with a sickeningly honey-coated smirk.
It wasn't true, of course. Draco snuck off to indulge in his love of shoplifting and snatching wine from Madame Rosie. He couldn't admit that, though. Goyle was too much of a loudmouth.
Speaking of Goyle, he was rolling, "Accentuated your neck! What- what's next?! Pick a shade of green to match your eyes?"
Truth be told, it wasn't all that funny. But the kind of comedy where things were out of place was the kind of low-hanging fruit Goyle could wrap his head around. In other words,
"Draco that's so gay!"
Draco turned bright pink, "No it wasn't, I was- I wanted to look nice for Parkinson! Alright? Geez, fat arse."
Diane watched him wince and was even more delighted. Pansy. Pansy Parkinson was the best excuse he could fumble out.
She finished off her tea with a valiant sip and stretched upwards off the couch. She knew if she didn't get upstairs to the girl's dorm soon, Draco was going to get the last bite in. Besides, it was terribly late. They were supposed to talk game strategy. Things had a funny way of always ending up being about her.
"Goodnight you two," she yawned softly, "I'm off to bed."
Draco's protests followed her up the steps and were muffled behind the girl's dorm door.
nobody wants to hear about my HP OC... Guys, I swear she is cool
Actually, I do me.
