Prude Catholic

I basically just judge secular music with lyrics that celebrate sexual sin. #GoToMass

[prudecatholic]

Prude Catholic turned 2 today. 10/10. Go to Mass to celebrate.

[captainvatican]

kyrie elesion but to the tune of never gonna give you up

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I came back from hiatus to tell you to please stop. 0/10. For the love of God, get yourself to Mass.

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"Bon Appétit"

The only meal I'm hungry for is the Bread of Life - the Eucharist. Repent of your unchaste decisions. 0/10. Please, go to Mass.

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"Thnks fr the Mmrs"

Just wanted to share this great song. Say a prayer and let the good times roll. 10/10.

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"That's What I Like"

Strawberry champagne but not the Blood of Christ? 5/10.

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"You're Welcome"

Pride is a sin, so is idolatry. 2/10.

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"Fireflies"

Wholesome song. Uplifting and peppy beat. Now it's a meme too so that's a bonus. 10/10. Still, go to Mass.

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"Swalla"

I *literally* had to take a shower after listening to this song. Take a sip of the Living Water instead, ladies. -2/10.

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"Happy Birthday"

Speaks about luck and happiness, not blessings and joy. 0/10.

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"My P*ssy"

MY GIRL TALK ABOUT YOUR CONVERSION STORY INSTEAD -300/10.

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"Let it Go"

'No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!'? Actually, you are now bound by the chains of sin. 4/10.

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"Toxic"

Obvious struggle with unbridled lust, where is her spiritual director? 3/10.

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"Margaritaville"

Drinking is not a sin but drunkenness is, 5/10.

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"Pokémon Indigo League Theme Song"

Excellent example of friendship and vocation discernment and all in a catchy tune, 12/10. Go to Mass still.

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"Go Make a Difference"

Go make a difference by eliminating this song out of existence. -13/10. 

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"Material Girl"

Lives in a material world and not in Christ Risen. 4/10.

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"Gather Us In"

This song is as lame as the people it's gathering. Even Hillsong can't redeem this piece of crap. -666/10.