Now cracks a noble heart

[alouettesque]

who is in control?

[alexjones]

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[serenfloras]

grand line more like gay line lol [proceeds to get executed starting the gay pirate era in the process]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

to boldly go

[vonlipvig]

BREAKING: a picture of the shooter at trump's rally has been obtained

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

[dongboss]

you wouldn't get our bond

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[zoesupreme]

if I was president I would have all our nations top scientists working on technology to allow everyone with a pussy to feel what it's like to cum with a dick

[zoesupreme]

this is more important

[kushblazer666]

[novkali]

serving cunt slaying gods

[mogatrat]

no one has ever made basic magic staff attacks look as cool as dragon age 2 did in 2011

[awetfrog]

respite

[haddockkkk]

the squad im pulling up with when im trying to hunt down a serial killer

[gerardpilled]

interviewer at warped tour 2004, trying to get website clicks and with ill-intent: so are there any ladies with broken hearts waiting for you back at home

Hungover 23 year old musician who has slept a total of 4 hours over the last 3 days while fighting demons of sunburn and late stage alcoholism: I got all I need right here, buddy😁

fans 20 years later while procrastinating an English paper: and in conclusion, this is why he is secretly homosexual.

[rowansugar]

Cat Nap 😴

[goldfishshithead]

source

[jojothirsttrap]

Strip Poker anyone?? La Sqaudra and Buccigang seems to be playing!

-Alice

© artvinsky on twitter

[real-dandy]

Who is he checking out?