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Sad, soaked baby puppy who got a bath! Harley hates baths, but she's starting to get used to them. ask-omega-austria
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
âI will never marry! Gilbert was the only one..â She glances down at her engagement ring, feeling another tear in her heart. She dare not take it off. âBut Heinrich loves you so much.â
âShh, I will let you grieve. I never thought Iâd love again after Hans was killed, but I did. Give it time. Just donât focus on that now.â He wrapped an arm around her, smiling gently. âHeâll always have his mother, and heâll always have his Uncle Frederick. Iâll be here for both of you.â
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
She wipes her eyes and wraps her arms around him. âI canât handle this..â
âYes you can. I know you can.â He rubbed her arm gently and smiled.
âBut Heinrich.. He wonât have a father..â Her voice lowers to a whisper.
âHe doesnât need a father. You can remarry, or you can be a single mother. I can help you with him!â
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
She wipes her eyes and wraps her arms around him. âI canât handle this..â
âYes you can. I know you can.â He rubbed her arm gently and smiled.
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. âWhatâs wrong?â
âGilbert is gone..â Her lower lip trembles a bit. âHe faded..â
âI know, dear. I know.â He snuggled her, petting her back. âIâm so sorry.â
âI love him so much..â She clings to him, sobbing softly.
âI know.â He squeezed her, murmuring softly.
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. âWhatâs wrong?â
âGilbert is gone..â Her lower lip trembles a bit. âHe faded..â
âI know, dear. I know.â He snuggled her, petting her back. âIâm so sorry.â
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
âFritz!â Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. âWhatâs wrong?â
âGuess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!â He might be sneezing his brains out, but Fritz always has energy to annoy a certain Austrian.
Dignified Austrian shrieking ensues.Â
âI now see where that moron gets it from!âÂ
Cackling, Frederick tosses the bucket down and flops onto the ground. âYou look better like this! And yes, I believe I raised Gilbert very well! Iâm proud of him! He turned out good, yes?â
Peek into my character's past!
Send me aâŠ
â ă for a childhood story â አfor a drabble about a romance/their love life â â for a story about their family/home life â ⏠for a bad memory that still haunts them â âą for a good memory that makes them smile
OrâŠ
Send me a name/place/event or situation from my characterâs past and they will just talk about that one thing.
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
âI never loved you.â
âYouâre the reason theyâre dead!â
âItâs all your fault!â
âWho could ever love youâŠ?â
âYouâre so stupid. So weak.â
âJust go away. I donât want you here.â
Blackmail them
âWho wouldâve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?â
âIâll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.â
âI have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.â
âIf you want this back, youâll do whatever I say!â
âBe a good little slave, you donât want your secret out, do you?â
âI know everything. I can ruin you.â
âBeg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.â
Interrogate them
âSing, birdie.â
âI know exactly how to make you talk.â
âYou know some fascinating things, donât you?â
âIâll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.â
âI have means of extracting information from you.â
âI might play with you a little longer after youâve talked. Youâre too cute.â
âYouâre tough. But Iâll break you.â
Yell at them
âYou idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!â
âYouâre absolutely useless, arenât you?!â
âWhat the fuck have you done this time!â
âYou donât care about anyone but yourself!â
âYouâre not human! Youâre a monster!â
âYouâre a disgusting little rat!â
âYouâve fucked up for the last time!â
Physically hurt them
âWhat, canât take a punch?â
âIâll kill you!â
âItâs only a scratch, asshole!â
âDonât move, or Iâll shoot you!â
âIâll slit your damn throat!â
âKiss my shoes or Iâll stomp your head in half.â
âI didnât mean to draw blood, but oh well.â
âThatâs going to bruise.â
Torture them⊠gently
âYou want some of this cake? Câmoooon, beg for it!â
âGuess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!â
âTickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!â
âWhaaaat? Is this yours? You canât have it back, itâs mine now!â
âIâll stop singing when hell freezes over!â
âGet in the locker, shorty!â
âAnnoying? Me? Annoying?â
Frederick was curled up on his bed, sniffling softly. The springtime allergies were hell for him!
Hello there beautiful, how's life, fabulous?
Oh! Ah... I suppose it's okay?
*wow sudden anon flirting with him? How odd!*
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.Â
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like âcut out their tongue so they wonât scream at nightâ or something so Iâm glad this didnât turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
Happy... Valendimes...
Hehe, do you mean Valentine's, darling?
*oh well, he'll still give his silly doll kisses anyways*
"Adult Wednesday Addams vs. Catcallers" is perfect.
ITâS BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
I PUT THIS ON MY IPOD AS MP3
NOW WHENEVER IT COMES ON ON SHUFFLE I STARTED GIGGLING LIKE AN INSANE PERSON AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE IM MAD.
SO WORTH IT!!!
Guess who's all dressed up in his new dress. Good thing today's pretty warm. "Gilbert! Come on! Let's go have a picnic or something! It's so pretty outside!"
The Prussian placed his book that he was reading down and looked over at his lover getting up and smiling at how cute he was. âOkay lets go then.â
"No problem. Iâll find the basket and get a blanket to use for the picnic." He said and started to search for it.
Soon Frederick returned with a fruit salad, some bottled water, and sandwiches. âIâm ready when you are!â
"I got the basket so lets put everything in there." Gil said holding both the basket and the blanket they were going to use to sit on. Â
He made a happy noise and began to fold the blanket before laying it in the basket, then laying the wrapped food over it. "There we go!"