Passing by don't mind me

do it do it do it

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My love language is physical touch, not in a "hugs and kisses" way but in a "if I like you I will deck you" way.

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Being home alone is super chill until my mind starts narrating my actions like a Jonathan Sims statement and now I feel like I'm about to be abducted.

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Calling anyone whos studying graphic design and hasn't decided on what to do their thesis about... I desperately need a deep analysis on what makes characters/people be snoopy aesthetic, like what's the common point of Shane Hollander and Ayo Edebiri?

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I love when book fanart artists telepathically agree that a character has a big-ass nose. It's not even described, but you just can feel their big nose energy.

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I think inside every homophobe there's a queer person who is really really sad... I wish a happy pride month to them.

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You shouldn't be proud the level of safety of your city declines when you win a sport event

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At least before the rich would wear their fancy clothes to charity events and give spechees like true fake activits, now they're publicly financing bombs and have hollow bones

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I've actually been more preassured into watching Into the Spider-verse than into ever doing drugs or partying

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Okay I saw it ... Damn it, it is that good

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I've actually been more preassured into watching Into the Spider-verse than into ever doing drugs or partying

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The literal whole point of the creation of the USA was to be better than the UK and they're failing at it miserably.

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"They don't make colorful movies anymore" "The wardrobe in movies is so boring nowadays"

You bitter fools can't even handle "Wuthering Heights" so shut it.

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The "Wuthering Heights" movie is there just for the vibe so shut up and let me catch it.

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I'm begging whoever is in charge to do the funniest thing ever and put Tyler, the Creator for the Half Time Show in next year's Superbowl 🙏

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"Guillermo del Toro always makes beautiful woman fall in love with creatures or monsters"

You absolute fools are comparing the romantic love in "The shape of water" to the maternal love in "Frankenstein"?

In one two "adults" have an interspecie romantic and sexual relationship, and in the other a woman finds another human with the mind of a baby and has the motherly impulse to adopt and take care of them. So yeah, grow up.

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Just watched Guille's film and you actually don't fucking get it.

The rage I didn't even know I could care when Vicktor says "Men can't create life, you know who does?" and I said "Women" and he said "God", that's when I knew this movie was gonna be a fucking trip if you ever had an uterus.

Because what do you mean the constant loop of men who long to be fathers but when they get it they don't know what to do.

What do you mean baby's first words are almost always dada and then mama because that the one they most hear.

Freud would have have a fucking trip with this one.

That book could only be created by a woman and no adaptation will ever be perfect if it's not done by another woman

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I give a "question direct orders" vibe that parents, the army, the church and doms dont like.

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*Raising hand in conference room*

Good morning, question from Europe.

*Checks notes*

Now that there's been massive 'No Kings Protests' in two separate occasions and no change has happened. Could you share what's exactly your plan now?

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Kinda true, various countries en Europe actually have Kings, curiously they aren't fucking up their country even half as your president is. Also true that a lot of leftist despise the Democratic system but support it because its the better alternative to whatever system you have going on now (wich is none at all because your goverment is shut down) and I feel sorry for you.

Also

*Checks guest list*

Excuse me comrade but were no invited to this meeting so fuck off.