Bubblegum Bitch

20s / she/her / here for the vibes

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[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[beancove97]

[Record scratch] Yup, that's me- you're probably wondering how I ended up here

Bonus:

[gameofthronesdaily]

DRAGONS appearance in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 3 teaser trailer

[g0thddiab]

the biggest latino thing: wake up some kid sleeping on the chairs

[lecstat]

CINEMA! 🇵🇷

cr: patrick fallon, thearon henderson, neilson barnard, chris graythen

[alltoowsll]

GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND HE NAMED EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN COUNTRY

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[slut-jpeg]

I’m fucking crying this is not the right image

[leech-mother]

⋆⁺₊❅.°‧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[thisfeebleheart]

The book has the parental discussion with Ilya and Shane in a lounge room, on sofas - shifting this to the dining table really highlights the framing intention during the last Hollander family meal - the sad empty space where Shane's partner should be [...] "Are we expecting anyone else?" Yeah, he finally arrived. 

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ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[zinaanqar16]

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[lexluthorsbajablast]

he returns to me soon <3

[chaseadrian-archive]

The defense is submitting pieces A-G into evidence for the case of Adrian Chase vs. People Who Don’t Think He’s Smart

[femaustinpowers]

that’s my smart intelligent brilliant king flexing the big words he learned at university getting his neuroscience degree!!!

[vie-is-punk]

Close enough. Welcome back Joel miller

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged