If I Was Polpo I’d Simply Swallow The Gun

Hey my name is Elijah

[omegaverse]

would you still leave me behind? even if we fucked on the polpo bed?

[lemonsweet-moved]

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

[hecatia666]

hello douglath i am the kingth of kingths… i am dragonlorth douglath and i've been waitingth for you!

[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Principal: What are you two doing over there?

[alleymonster-deactivated2013111]

Visit Original Link

[sr-roto]

Audio pls

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[rtvsclipsilike]

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

[rtvsclipsilike]

I cant stop thinking of this visual

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[deltaruneyuri099]

Tommorow

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[normaloperafan]

Absolutely insane apron 😭

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

The contrast in their ""mentorship"" is hilarious.

[badassdemonsword]

Biblical roblox screenshot i took

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[patrickbatethem]

got to do a crazy fucking cool commission for @ps2polpo of turning a tiktaalik (images below) into a gigantic jrpg boss.

(click images for better quality)