If I Was Polpo I’d Simply Swallow The Gun

Hey my name is Elijah

[omegaverse]

would you still leave me behind? even if we fucked on the polpo bed?

[horriblewarlock]

Having a lot of fun in Tomadachi Life

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[zeitghost]

So I'm back up in my game.

[zeitghost]

this is the last one i promise

[zeitghost]

Hes gone

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[maidthings]

but. but he was just here...

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[ysolt]

[goodgirl-inc]

[venhediss]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

[themainspoon]

"Do u fujk with you staying and I going???"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they exhumed our dead wife…

[cheaphalloweencostume]

nvm cremated again

[official-gaara]

In memory of the fallen

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[herpsandbirds]

ALL DISCOURSE IS NOW CANCELLED!

[alphabetizing-posts]

ALL CANCELLED! DISCOURSE IS NOW

[missstrogen]

@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row

[crotchapplin]

They reinstated Pjackk, a blog that's been abandoned for over a year before getting terminated, but none of the trans women who were termed for posting selfies and talking about their days

[windowsdestruction]

all this pjackk mournposting will be hilarious when he emerges from the crypt on easter

[windowsdestruction]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[goodgirl-inc]