57 Magpies In A Suit

29

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[selkielore]

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[nude-tayne]

[circusheart]

Working a job will have you thinking shit like "in two hours I will only have four more hours to go which is 240 minutes or 16 segments of 15 minutes which is like two two hourses"

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

[condensed-ink]

[realitytvgifs]

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[pretentioushipstercat]

Visit Original Link

portishead, it could be sweet.

[pseud0-nymph]

Even if I didn’t know my cycle well enough to know my period is coming in 2 days crying so hard I throw up because I don’t recognize myself after weight restoring and don’t like my body is a dead giveaway!

[pseud0-nymph]

I went out in 3 different outfits and strangers complimented me on every one. Are people really this nice or am I just beautiful 🤨

[pseud0-nymph]

One of the outfits in question btw