Reblog Life

The reblogged posts that I want to keep forever in a treasure box. Well, this is the treasure box.

[pseudonym513]

Account Change

If anyone is actually interested I'm going to a new account, @slowsnaiil so yeah. Crap is being wonky with my phone and I'm hella pissed but ANYWAYS

[grilledcheesesamus]

[sammyoliviawatson]

Story of my life

[pseudonym513]

Need these TBH

[kazehayakuns]

[pseudonym513]

Re logging this so I can tag the original post in a redraw

[fuks]

[blackkesha]

please!!!!!! wheres the teacher??!?!?!?!??!?!? im in tears

[pseudonym513]

BEAUTY

[twopartsbitter]

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

[pseudonym513]

Clap clap

[curtisdondeano]

Stop policing our masculinity

[candiikismet]

This quickly became a video I cannot scroll past. 💖

[chubbybrownbarbie]

Pure angel

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

This is so pure and beautiful 

[okayysophia]

everything is pink from his shirt to his lips❤️

[pseudonym513]

The angel son is killing it

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[pseudonym513]

THIS IS 2016 IN A NUTSHELL

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend

“we’re enemies - last week you tried to rob a bank”

“i got us a groupon for that new thai restaurant”

“you stole it!”

“it’s really the savings that are the crime”

[sophielostandfound]

‘here’s a handmade friendship bracelet for you!’

‘you didn’t make that, the girl scout you stole that from is crying right over there!’

‘i also got you thin mints!’

[swingsetindecember]

“this box is half empty…”

“half the calories!”

[sophielostandfound]

‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’ ‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’ ‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’

[swingsetindecember]

“why are you doing this while robbing a bank? who brings a latte to a heist?”

“well i thought you’d be thirsty from trying to stop criminals.”

“you’re the one doing the crime!”

“hey, i’m an artist. this isn’t even the only bank being robbed by me right now.”

[sophielostandfound]

‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’ ‘but those were your birthday present!’ ‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’ ‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’

[swingsetindecember]

“we aren’t FRIENDS. you’re EVIL! you’re breaking the law right now!”

“is this because i didn’t come to your slam poetry night? i was in jail”

“i am aware. i put you there. AND YOU WEREN’T INVITED!”

[sophielostandfound]

‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’ ’…did you already friend my MOM?’ ‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!

[swingsetindecember]

“YOU CAN’T MAKE HER AN ACCESSORY TO CRIME”

“please, she’d never get caught with me”

“you get caught all the time!”

“well, yeah, by you”

[sophielostandfound]

‘and look, i even made a scrapbook of all the times you’ve caught me!’ 'this is…incredibly comprehensive and oddly touching.’ 'aww, i’m so glad you like it!’ 'i’d like it a lot better if you didn’t have the back quarter of the book marked out for future crimes.’

[swingsetindecember]

“i’m just keeping the option open. you’d be awesome at it. it’s all i’m saying”

“i really hope this isn’t going to be used as evidence in your next trial”

“oh my god, remember that last public defender? hilarious. they used one of my old crime collages. i was touched you kept it”

[grillwave]

[prozd]

Let this meme never die.

[more-chairs]

I almost scrolled past this.

[victoriahitz-deactivated2015073]

NO

IT GOT BETTER

[gauntletspirit]

UNMUTE THIS I PROMISE

[pseudonym513]

Do. Not. Scroll. Past.

[claramarla]

There we go

[eleventynine]

i solemnly swear to reblog this post every time it shows up on my dash

[pseudonym513]

Must reblog

[sinlizards]

idk if anyones done this but i had to make the obligatory Scott Pilgrim Joke B’))

[Commission Info]

[hyliaschosenhero]

i have no explanation

[etherealpoison]

it’s still halloween somewhere, but here have some sockathans

[pseudonym513]

It's Halloween bitches I've been waiting all year to reblog

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

Why they make this cow so damn thicc?  Like damn.  Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

This was a mistake

[likeigiveabother]

this is hilarious to me because they didnt even put utters on the damn cow and its a fucking milk commercial

[pseudonym513]

Oh my god I wanna cry

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[saltysvga]

Has this been done or nah…