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i'll make a proper pinned post eventually but for now, take this
been wanting to make a nsfw blog that isn't my writing one but instead just for thirsting for a whileee. Still probably going to be obsessed with mayoi over here too but I think i'm just cursed to forever like that creature
main: @saccharrine
writing: @sucrows
how am i supposed to get work done in this condition (horny)
im so hormonal this week that it's a problem
sorry for looking like i was going to cry when you threatened to pull out. do you still like me
i love when women are perverts, nothing is better than a disgustingly filthy minded beautiful woman
his little breathy whimper against your lips while you jerk him off
"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it
Please come over and be weird to me please please please please please
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
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🥕 @anoxthon
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
🥕 @anoxthon
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
🐴 @datafags
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
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they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different
the choked whimper turning groan he lets out when he spills all over you from sliding his cock in between your wet folds,, the way he keeps on rutting his swollen head against your clit too until it accidentally catches and he slides in an inch,,, just the tip turning into sinking into you so easily because you're so warm and so wet
Him lying prone on the bed, desperately humping his throbbing cock against the mattress, fists gripping the sheets, the tip of his tongue resting on his bottom lip, perhaps drooling a little bit as he pants and whines at the fantasy of lapping up your pussy
missionary so i can cup his face and call him a good boy
Handjob except it’s just him desperately thrusting into my hand while I watch and make him do all the work
what if we were in the middle of making out but i told you to keep still? with my hand on your jaw, keeping you in place. lips hovering above yours. keep yours parted just so, and don't move. don't kiss me back while i press my lips to yours, slowly kissing your upper lip before moving to the corner of your mouth, then kissing the other corner. hovering over you again, so close you can feel my breath but you can't do anything about it. kissing you again. and again. and again. slow, deep, loud, wet. eventually licking your upper lip, gently, relishing the way you twitch against my touch. tracing your lower lip now with the tip of my tongue. kissing you again. licking your lip again. over and over, just as slow as when i started teasing you. finally using my hold on your jaw to get your mouth open a little wider, just enough to snake my tongue between your lips and lap at yours. moaning into your mouth. kissing you hungrily, so so messy and needy. taking your face in both of my hands and pulling away to look at you. smiling at how heavily you're breathing after being denied something as simple as kissing me back while i played with your mouth.
go on, then. you can kiss me now.
Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.
"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.
i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr
i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise
can you tell the hacker to come back
