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[fakeasmr]

mayoi dancing gif for all your mayoi dancing gif needs

[saccharrine]

three separate men have winked at me today at work. i cant do it. why. ohhhhhhh my godddddd i am in hell. i don't want you i will never want you STOPPPP TRYINGGGGG

[saccharrine]

just had an old man ask me if my piercings hurt giving blowjobs 🫠

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[redyn-nerevarine]

I disagree. We need more feminine protagonists who are sweet and demure while carrying stress and grief with quiet dignity. Being a female protagonist does not mean you have to be a man. Be a woman in the best way.

[tlirsgender]

What planet are you on where they're making all the female characters messy dykes and can I come there

[kosmogrl]

you have to build the life you so desperately want btw. no one will do it for you

[hey-heigo]

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[storybookprincess]

i think a big part of the reason many kids have become pretty lax about posting identifying info online is because their reasoning, more or less, goes "it's extremely unlikely someone is going to fly across the country/world to my precise geographic location and cause me physical harm, so i don't need to worry too much about strictly guarding my privacy." i'll agree with you on the first part--that situation, although not impossible, may not be especially likely--but you've completely lost me when we've concluded that just because you won't get serial killed means that there's nothing else to worry about. there are plenty of ways bad actors online can cause you immense distress without leaving their bedroom, such as:

identifying your place of work or school & sharing information (true or not) with school officials or employers that could damage your academic standing or career

stalking you via threatening phone calls, letters, packages, or email messages, which is an intensely traumatizing experience

coercing you into uncomfortable and exploitative situations by using your personal information as leverage

sending a literal swat team to your home on a false alarm, jeopardizing the lives of everyone at that residence

i am really really not meaning to fearmonger, but please be aware that a lot of harm can occur from the other side of the globe if a bad actor has enough personal information. please please PLEASE exercise immense caution when sharing anything identifying online. information is power, especially on the internet, so don't give yours away so easily

[tam--lin]

(7/30/26) The Red Cross just declared the second US blood crisis in its history.

Summer sees both a drop off in donations and, at least for our trauma center, a spike in traumas. Trauma centers across the US are in danger of running out of blood for our trauma patients TODAY, which is very scary but, unlike much of the other scary national news coming across our screens these days, is something you can help fix immediately and directly.

We need ASAP donations of blood, for people to spread the word, and for manager types to help facilitate others' donations. All blood types are needed, but universal donor blood (type O) is especially dire.

[snefrue]

I am ineligible to donate due to my disease, but if you show me proof of you donating (e.g. confirmation of your appointment sign-up, a picture of you giving, etc.) I will send you a unique picture of my cat, Holtzmann 🐈

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[saccharrine]

three separate men have winked at me today at work. i cant do it. why. ohhhhhhh my godddddd i am in hell. i don't want you i will never want you STOPPPP TRYINGGGGG

[apolladay]

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

* less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

* 100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

* 200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

* 300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

* 400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

* 500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

*600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

* over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

* it’s complicated

* see results

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

it's complicated

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[memser]

They're unlocking new quantities

[lustcannibalism]

when your mutual starts reblogging from someone you have blocked

[captain-price-returns]

[katelyn-danger]

✈️✈️

[koyoriin]

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[whooshtanyth]

Oh also!! Question, where do you find tls for more mdu centric stories? Is there anywhere specific because ive been struggling a lil 🤔 i wanna read up more on juis

So… unfortunately Juis is the only one who’s secret scenario hasn’t been translated to English 😭🙏

@/thekawaiilotus-translates is currently working on a translation of bubble gum dance so that’ll eventually be done (very glad someone is doing a proper tl I’m excited to read it) and has done the mini talks (here)

Edit: I did find another unfinished unproofread bubble gum dance tl if that helps (here)

Here is the pdf of all the secret scenarios in Japanese tho

If you go to the translation masterlist miscellaneous section (here) and filter for mdu you can find links to the other three’s secret scenario translations

Likewise there’s the feature and idol story section (here) and filter for mdu, but again Juis is the one without much translation 😭

And then finally citrinesea has a partial unproofread translation of dynamic diamond (here) which includes a decent chunk of mdu’s chapters

Hopefully this helps a bit ^^

[whooshtanyth]

@saccharrine JUIS SECRET SCENARIO TRANSLATION

Here

Actually @sockssekai and @tsumugiswaifu y’all will be interested too

Unfortunately they use unc for mashu but it’s whatever

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful