"It worked on you, didn't it?" Lorna shot him a pointed look. She had been workshopping various things all morning, but public speaking didn't come naturally to her. She was more of a act now, think later kind of person. Reactive. Combative. It hadn't always worked for her, but she was surviving. "Okay, John Mayer. Let's hear you do it better. Gimme your version of the spiel."
"I'm here, aren't I?" He projected back, slight amusement in his eyes. "I know that John Mayer thing was supposed to be a jab, but he's one of the best. Even if his music is shite, he's good. No Jeff Beck though." He projected before putting his guitar on it's stand. "Really gonna make me do this?" He asked rhetorically as he stood up onto the table, empty cans getting knocked over in the process. "Oi! Listen up all you fuckers and fuckettes. It's time to stop letting those slack jawed, limp dick, homosapien bigots run your lives. Decide if you deserve to exist and face no consequence for actin' on it. Join the brotherhood! Join the revolution!" He projected with the most enthusiasm she'd heard from him in a while, before his posture slouched again. "Or some shite like that." He shrugged as he hopped off the table and plopped back down into the chair.










