Don't

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[boarofthenorth100]

You Think You Gnow Me...?

Well I’ve Got News For You Buck-o…

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im not on twitter but I do love a good vague tweet about me 

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[angelicmarble]

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electric warms too powerful

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the only time in life that has meaning

[pureuda]

how to talk to your mutuals

[fake-0rgasms]

a step by step guide by me

1. you dont 2. theyre too cool 3. cry

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These are my extended family’s pets (well one side of the family anyway) posed for a photo. The sheep is the smartest of the 4. 

[5oil]

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Life when you get older pretty much becomes an exercise in getting back on the horse over and over. And the worst part is that while I fuckin hate the stupid horse, things don’t improve till you get back on.

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[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

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fireworks