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To every single person who cultivated rice before my birth,

I praise you and thank you

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

the-east-art

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

the-east-art

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

gazeldhazel

part of me misses the attention from being lewd and horny. I think it's just a response that I'm still trying to unlearn, and given how much -un-wanted attention it brings, it's definitely better this way, but. it was nice to post ass and all my friends thought my butt looked cute. when is Tumblr gonna add the mutuals only posting

gazeldhazel

"it's called dming" that's different!! I just wanna have my cake and eat it too!! is it so much to ask!!

#thought you'd want other people to eat your cake

redstonedust

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

flowerbobatea

clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

commanderchr1st

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

commanderchr1st

this is not a bit but a grim reality

doctorworm7kbs

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

commanderchr1st

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

saucymauler

internal conundrum

remiliaworld

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.