Insufficient Amount of Fucks

I pretty much like and reblog anything I want. Enjoy mother fuckers.

[arewehavingpunyet]

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[reeves3]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.

[deconstructedcunt]

doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up

[ruinedchildhood]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

lmfao

[iv-fischer]

what in the fuck does this say

[blonded004]

aye Moira yer spot on am oam the protein

[01012012]

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

AS ONE DOES.

[leonvrdmccoy]

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS

[psychadelic-poni]

when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale

person: nice shirt

me: thanks i bought it on sale

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[deleted01110011]

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 5,700 Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[5hahem]

Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.

The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.

I’m simply conflicted.

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[z3-iro-deactivated20161124]

Crows are bros

[echo-five-whiskey]

I want to have, like, a murder of crows

[sentry-34]

@grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

Crows are BAMF’s and should be trained to be companions.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

[bassoon-boss]

What

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your leg. It ends.

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

then what’s the problem

[sejient]

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure

[psyducked]

I’m such a happy Chewbacca!!

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

Wonder Showzen S2, Ep1

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears