Trill man

Ohoho, bummer bud, Message me for a good time man.

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[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[bonginspector]

[rosespell]

[dmbrngr]

[feminamorte]

[k2bae-deactivated20140117]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[ohdarhling-deactivated20140321]

[coltre]

[sleepyberry]

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[ianjayt-deactivated20200712]

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[acidholic]

allow yourself to be completely free and open-minded. click here to trip out with me.

[katiebishop]

[candycorn-dreams]

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

[sonypraystation]

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

[altemo3]

It’s just roll call bro