~ b l e p ~

this is a virtual scrapbook for me to channel the excess of thoughts and feelings that I have about dip and pip 20s, minors dni

[phodcast]

rip youtube channels and instagram stories 💔🕊️ gone and apparently forgotten 😔

[little-blep]

Life feels so weird rn because I have been sooooo burnt out for months now, so much so that the dipnpip hyperfixation has gone down due to general anhedonia, and it feels like such a mismatch in relation to theTour™️ of it all, in a way where I am both really genuinely excited and feel like I am not being excited correctly because I am lowkey out of practice with being excited and enthusiastic about fun things.

But ☝️, I am going! Totally a new experience, very out of my comfort zone and scary, but in a good way :p

[danrifics]

guys real talk do dan and phil only have 1 set of house keys??

[purpurussy]

pfp of a guy who writes lengthy think pieces on linkedin about how he’s been using Claude to streamline his workflow and increase WFH productivity in between photos of his 15th stint in cabo so far this year where he became horrifically sunburnt while vibe coding on the beach despite smothering himself in zinc oxide because he saw mark zuckerberg do it that one time

[little-blep]

what do they mean THE keys??? don't they each have their own set of keys? are they that conjoined?

[little-blep]

in a sense pup indeed

[little-blep]

dan loves playing a flustered teen with a crush soooo much

[little-blep]

you think they'll play the date night game?

[little-blep]

date night live stream with dan, phil, and the biggest third wheel ever

[amyoffline]

I kind of appreciate that it's photocards because while my desire to spend money I don't have on merch is strong, my aversion to gambling is far stronger

[kiwifragrance]

dropping out and quitting my job, too busy “being productive” and “investing in my future” instead of spending time on phan tumblr smh my head

[phanstanband]

It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report

[danrifics]

the concept of phannies driving is very funny to me despite being a phannie who drives who knows phannies who drive so

Phannies only: Do you drive?

I have my licence and I drive

I have my license and I don’t drive

I’m still learning

I’m too young to drive

I don’t have my license

Nuance i guess

I’m not a phannie, i just like polls

Voting ended onApr 17

[a-gentle-yoink]

period

[little-blep]

guys, not gonna lie, last week's chat about pharenting made me go back and revisit the 'Louise teaches Dan to be a Daddy' dystopia daily video where they named their (possessed) doll-child Keith, and that certainly added a twist to the experience of this week's pod episode.

but if anyone hasn't seen the video yet, please do yourself a favor and watch it!

[danrifics]

the straight boyfriend i’m laughing so hard help

[me-and-my-mes-and-my-mes-and-my]

Needed this clipped immediately