psychedelic on my person: pretty boring

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psychedeliconmyperson for psychedelicmicrobus, 23april12: what i brought home today

-Amadeo Rossi .44-special five-round revolver, silver colored with black grips

-5 Winchester Super X .44 S&W SPL, 200-grain ballistic silver tip hollowpoint bullets

-pile of junk mail

-DollarGeneral reciept

-jar of Clover Valley brand maraschino cherries, clear glass with white metal lid

-100mL clear glass bottle of Southern Comfort liquor

-3 silver and 1 black-plastic grip car keys, 1 silver padlock key, 4 silver house keys, all on silver key ring

-box of Newport 100s menthol- unopened cardboard box wirh 20 cigarettes, sealed with a cellophane wrapper

-cardboard box of Djarum Black clove cigars, opened, 11 cigars unsmoked, one partially smoked

-woven cloth ziptop bag

-state driver's license, white laminated plastic

-state concealed-carry permit, white laminated plastic

-red debit card with worn raised lettering and photo

-yellow plastic DollarGeneral grocery bag

-2 brown paper grocery bags, one medium, one bottle-sized

-large cup of sweet tea from Zacadoo's- white Styrofoam with red printed logo, clear plastic lid

-unopened 60-pack of Eclipse gum, spearmint flavor, white plastic with tough plastic seal

-unopened travel pack of Advil, white plastic with plastic label/seal

-April issue of Latina magazine

-2 cans Joose, green apple flavor, printed metal cans in green, white, and silver

-3 US quarters

-15 US dimes

-unopened 100-bag pack of individually wrapped and tagged tea bags, Clover Valley brand, printed cardboard wrapped in cellophane wrapper

-Black nylon Bulldog holster with snap closure and belt clip

-one clear glass bottle of LA Colors color craze nail polish with black plastic lid/applicator brush, in color NP 435 Moody Red, Lot#/Batch Code 5498, approximately .44 fluid ounces

-three clear glass bottles of Sally Hansen Hard As Nails Xtreme Wear Nail Color nail polish. each approximately .45 fluid ounces, one in color 280 Marine Scene, one in color 160 Cherry Red, one in color 310 Gunmetal

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Gorgeous roses from Husband. The color on the photo's more than a bit off, they're really a bright yellow with fiery orange tips. Beautiful. I'm going to dry a few of them so I can keep them forever. 

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I think I like this. The composition could be a tad better. but I didn't care enough to chop the picture up in Photoshop (after I acquire Photoshop) to make it perfectly straight.

Bonus fuzzy-as-hell, far more informative, alternate image.

psychedelicafternoon for psychedelicmicrobus, 23april2012:

-Bic Mark-It fine point, permanent marker, black

-cardboard Djarum Black filtered clove cigars box with cellophane wrapper, holds 12, black

-3 Djarum Black filtered clove cigars, black, one partially smoked

-Bic childsafe lighter, purple, missing warning sticker

-2 bottles Sally Hansen Hard as Nails nailpolish, approximately .45 fl oz each, one color #620 Limestone, one color #720 Sturdy Sapphire

-Bic RoundStic M ballpoint pen, black ink, gray plastic barrel and cap with white print and copper-colored ballpoint tip

-Daler-Rowney Simply... Sketch Pad, extra white 9x12" 65lb paper, approximately 48  sheets remaining, brown cardboard backing with cardstock cover that is black, gray, white, and purple

[edit: corrected incorrectly labeled picture- was not original image, but original composition]

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lack·a·dai·si·cal

I can never remember how to pronounce that, because the internet makes you stupid.

Anyway, no post for Saturday because something I don't feel necessary to share with the internet people came up.

No post for Sunday because we celebrate religiously our own No-Clothes Sundays, and I highly doubt anyone wants to see that sort of psychedeliconmyperson. It's for you, really.

There will be a new post later (maybe even two ohmygod) so that all my legions of followers [oh shit I'm so fucking funny] will have to wait patiently a little longer.

Cheers to all on this, the very windiest of Mondays.

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psychedelic in my pockets for pmb- weedeating edition:

-black Bulldog nylon holster with snap closure and belt clip

-white laminated plastic concealed-carry weapons permit, state issued, printed with multicolored ink and holographic labeling

-white iPod headphones, nearing end of useful life

-2  Winchester Super X .44 S&W SPL, 200-grain ballistic silver tip hollowpoint bullets -3 CCI shotshell .44 SPL/44 Magnum Pest Control bullets- silver colored shells with blue plastic tips filled with snakeshot pellets -black hair elastic -black webbing man's belt -black 5th generation iPod -aviator-style reflective sunglasses with purple frames, crooked -Amadeo Rossi .44-special revolver, silver with black grips

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today's task- the aftermath

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pompous bullshit for 19april2012

Everything is in black and white because of bad lighting, shit camera, blah blah. I was eager to get started and didn't want to wait to acquire better equipment. I'll learn and improve as I go, I hope.

Today's photos were done in collaboration with psychedelicmicrobus' Husband, known as just "Husband" for sake of laziness.

Sleep tight.

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psychedeliconmyperson for Husband, 19 april 2012:

black New Balance men's sneakers, US size 12

1 pair black Hanes crew socks

black and red leather trifold wallet with snap closure and stamped anarchy symbol

black AT&T slider-style LG cell phone

black and brown leather man's belt with silver buckle, size XXL, made in Guatemala

size 42 medium-wash South Pole men's blue jeans, cuffed, zip fly (broken), machine-embroidered patch pockets

blue and black Hanes boxer briefs, size 2XL

green and white Newport 100s box

16 Newport 100 menthol cigarettes

1 American dollar bill

laminated paper concealed-carry weapons permit

state-issued photo identification card (facedown)

1 ounce silver Anocha round coin

product tag from work

pink scrap of paper order form

white scrap of paper with coworker's telephone numbers written in black ink

white scrap of Red Cross advertisement with PMB's cell phone number written in black ink

white promotional stationery with PMB's medications written in black ink

black Bruxton Career Clothing button-up long-sleeved collared shirt with front pocket on left chest, size 3XL male

Smith and Wesson special ops 6" tanto knife with glassbreak pommel and ABS plastic handle in a black leather left-handed crossdraw sheath with snap closure and metal belt clip

black remote entry key fob, 3 keychain membership/discount cards, silver handcuff key, gold gun safe key, 1 silver Ruger gun lock key, silver car key, silver house key, and gold work key on silver key ring with silver-colored metal self-defense aid

 1 Wolf 180-grain, full metal jacket steel case .40 caliber S&W bullet

1 Wolf hollowpoint 7.62x39mm AK-47 bullet

6 Independent 180-grain full metal jacket .40-caliber bullets

black polymer and metal Glock model 22 .40-caliber semi-automatic handgun with 15 rounds (hand-loaded Hornady Z-Max 200-grain "zombie ammo" bullets) in a Glock model 22 .40 caliber 15-round capacity magazine, with 1 Hornady round carried in chamber

black Blackhawk Serpa level 2 retention holster, for Glock model 22 .40 caliber with paddle attachment

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psychedeliconmyperson for psychedelicmicrobus 19 april 2012:

1 .44-special Amadeo Rossi revolver

5 Winchester Super X .44 S&W SPL, 200-grain ballistic silver tip hollowpoint bullets

black nylon Bulldog holster with belt clip

5-round black and silver metal speedloader

large silver safety pin

black and red front sight for Rossi revolver, broken, in small clear plastic zip-top bag

black Taurus safety key on keyring in clear plastic zip-top bag

black and silver embroidered Glock patch

patchwork zippered bag, small

stone carved sword with small drilled hole

4 American pennies

2 American quarters

1 carved soapstone box containing beige-colored solid perfume, scent "Night Queen"

plastic prize container with yellow top

beige and brown plastic burrito

orange pro-gun rights button

white Bic lighter with torn warning sticker and intact child-safety

red zip- and snap-closure coin purse with yellow piping and white lining

metal and plastic Hand of Judith pendant

carved soapstone knot pendant

black sports bra, size C, tag removed

man's black webbing belt

Husband's red Gildan Ultra Cotton tshirt with screenprinted local business name and number, size 2XL

black Faded Glory shorts with flap pockets, size 16

3 silver and 1 black-plastic grip car keys, 1 silver padlock key, 4 silver house keys, all on silver key ring

limited edition Kershaw finger-assisted automatic pocketknife with printed Hi-Point firearms logo, 1/37 manufactured in January 2009

Nebo Redline flashlight, model AT11B, with 3 AAA batteries inside. magnetic base and aggressive front bezel

Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 192 pages

Directions to a party in black photocopy ink on a white letter-sized piece of paper

receipt and bill from water company, stapled

receipt from power company

receipt and work order from local auto shop, stapled

White Oleander by Janet Fitch, 473 pages

29 IceBreakers mints, spearmint flavor in green plastic case

Silver Verizon branded LG cell phone with internal keyboard and cracked external touchscreen

black purse

orange pill bottle with white childproof cap, containing assorted blue and white prescription pills. red warning labels on outside, white identification label

extra remote entry key fob with keyring and yellow label- smudged sharpie alpha-numeric code

1 child-sized pair black gloves

red bandanna

black knitted hat

1 pair black flip-flops

1 small spiral-bound notebook

rectangular piece of purple 3M sandpaper

black and gray zipper wallet containing driver's license, concealed-carry weapons permit, 3 credit cards, 1 debit card, 2 insurance cards, 1 university identification cards, 1 Lowe's gift card, assorted membership and discount cards, assorted business cards and receipts, 1 stick brown eyeliner, 1 french franc, a picture of Husband, emergency contact information written in black ink on yellowed lined paper, black fine-tip sharpie pen