a collection of lines from the tv show.
‘ and no one has to frown. or cry. or be emotionally traumatized. ’
‘ you, uh…you had a best friend before me? ’
‘ maybes are for babies. ’
‘ you know, i think you’d be a good killer. ’
‘ that’s the problem. when you throw stuff around, it frightens everyone. ’
‘ people will write folk songs about that one day. ’
‘ she’s care-y, not scary. ’
‘ jail’s not so bad. three square meals. and i guess i do respond well to structure. ’
‘ we’ll start by taking out the power plant at the edge of town. then we’ll go one by one to each electronic store. ’
‘ i guess this is just what my life is now: destruction. ’
‘ so, according to __’s creepy app, this guy lives in the woods just outside of __. ’
‘ the friend-barge is sinking fast. ’
‘ they always find you in scary movies. and then – ’ *imitates chainsaw*
‘ like, there actually might be a real killer in the house with us. ’
‘ ugh. secrets are dumb. ’
‘ it’s kind of like they’re discontinuing your childhood, right? ’
‘ pairs are really important and they have to stay together. ’
‘ is that a poop devil? ’
‘ when __ gets lost, __ gets lost hard. ’
‘ but that’s a product of our society’s unrealistic standards of beauty and fitness. ’
‘ apps. uh, they make me nervous. ’
‘ i’m gonna go catch winks on the couch. ’
‘ this is strangely comforting. ’
‘ we brought you tissues and this anthology of writing by local politicians to cheer you up. ’
‘ oh, frexting? that’s when you text a friend. ’
‘ me and my jacket are gonna head home. ’
‘ nobody’s touching my baby. ’
‘ it’s hard to believe, but there are some things in this world you just can’t improve on. like when you have an incredible friendship. ’
‘ if there is one thing i hate in this whole entire world, it’s haters. i’m gonna find this guy. and i’m gonna pour spaghetti down his favorite white shirt. ’
‘ i’ll destroy the tv’s. you get the toasters. ’
‘ whenever you do anything, put your own personal stamp on it. ’
‘ got an idea but don’t have a pencil? just remember it. ’
‘ i’ve decided to ground myself. ’
‘ you can definitely party it up all raging night long within my office, because now i’m cool and fun. ’
‘ you all use the internet. i am the internet. ’
‘ who’s ready to rock-and-spinnamon roll? ’
‘ and books are for reading and loving. not secret hideouts. ’
‘ who else would make a party spot right in the heart of the danger zone? ’
‘ it’s on the news right now, ya dingbats. ’
‘ i’m sorry. i shouldn’t lie. i’ll go now. ’
‘ a passport to the wondrous world of…well, the library. ’
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