Vibin with the ghosts

RANGER IN MY HOUSE????????????

#get out of my house.#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr

pissing me off. I don't want visitors

RANGER IN MY HOUSE????????????

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #THAT FUCKING ABSOL TATTLED ON ME

whats it mean when a trainer’s Absol just makes constant eye contact with you

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #absol

I made garlic bread but Blitzkrieg didn't want any and it's not part of ditto's current approved diet so I just have a whole thing of garlic bread to eat before it gets cold I guess

Why couldn't you just eat it when it's cold? It's still good when it's cold.

No it's soggy

I made garlic bread but Blitzkrieg didn't want any and it's not part of ditto's current approved diet so I just have a whole thing of garlic bread to eat before it gets cold I guess

#have you considered following your resident ghost types into various inescapable ravines

licensed2faint

boooooored

galargoldenboy

Awesome fact! Ultra Necrozma gives free top surgery

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highassi

if you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point

(ignore if you don't have pelipper mail on lol)

*pelipper mail!*

a pamphlet called 'Your new Ditto' that goes over the basics of Ditto upkeep

@licensed2faint

THANK YOU SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #ditto

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME DITTOS DO THAT OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO LEARN WHEN I WOKE UP TO THIS THIS MORNING

licensed2faint

i.

DID THE NURSE JOY NOT FUCKING EXPLAIN???

I'm sorry, did they just hand you a pokemon you didn't know existed before and just go 'okay! figure it out, shithead!!!'

um. anyway. let me see if i can find a pamphlet or something to send you. ditto are popular with a certain crowd, so there's lots of available literature on em

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #ditto #banette #cw minor body horror #melting

I mean I didn't exactly tell her I didn't know what it was?????

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME DITTOS DO THAT OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO LEARN WHEN I WOKE UP TO THIS THIS MORNING

How many Pokémon do you have now?

Just the two. I'm a bit busy rn but if you'll give me a moment I'll introduce you to Blitzkrieg

@poorwhayfairingstranger This is Blitzkrieg. It's my little basement creature

It's called that because I once saw it ambush a group of Numel with an improvised molotov.

Why is he the basement creatured? Does he only like being in the basemen Or is he jus not allowed in the rest of the house?

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #banette

She prefers the basement but also she breaks my dishes so she's not allowed upstairs either

So both I guess

How many Pokémon do you have now?

Just the two. I'm a bit busy rn but if you'll give me a moment I'll introduce you to Blitzkrieg

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #my art #pokemon art #banette

@poorwhayfairingstranger This is Blitzkrieg. It's my little basement creature

It's called that because I once saw it ambush a group of Numel with an improvised molotov.

How many Pokémon do you have now?

Just the two. I'm a bit busy rn but if you'll give me a moment I'll introduce you to Blitzkrieg

hey so i dont usually do this whole blogging thing but i made one because i needed to ask something other than google,

what the fuck is that

alolantrubbish

That's a ditto! They're not dangerous, it might try to copy you for fun though :)

what

Okay i just looked up what a ditto is

This isn't native to my area

why is it so small and glooby

alolantrubbish

Oof, if it's not native to your area I recommend contacting a ranger to see if it's lost or possibly abandoned. Ditto can be rather unpredictable in environments they aren't native to!

Can you scan it to see if it has a trainer?

Judging by the uh broken pokeball nearby I don't think I need to. But i will just in case

What Were the results?