it's the climb

jobless photographer & author with an imaginary jewellery business. atypical aries. failed astronaut. new moon baby. misanthrope in love with everyone. too old for this. 💖💙💜 ☆ my languages: 🇩🇪🇬🇧 (fluent) 🇫🇷🇷🇴 (conversational) 🇨🇳🇪🇸 (beginner) 🇹🇷🇫🇮🇮🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪🇳🇱🇩🇰 (want to learn)

[psychokonfetti]

Name: psychokonfetti

Age: nyan cat and derp comics were my first introduction to memes, I unironically wore boots with fur (and fake uggs) at one point in my life, and I was on Tumblr when uncensored porn and pictures of self h*rm were on everyone's dash without being questioned

also fun fact, I'm 15 in my profile picture and it was made on a website called Picmonkey 😂

[sleg]

by immimii

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[ominous-signs]

As a gimmick blog it’s doing all that but using a megaphone to obnoxiously amplify your laugh, bonus strangers are walking up to figure out what’s going on

[is-this-a-giraffe]

True. And also, not a giraffe.

[ominous-signs]

Wait no please come back x

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[beautifullytragic6]

[pnglove]

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[rosslynpaladin]

opening Diagnostics for the fifth time today: Okay what is it NOW we HAVE enough RAM I took the dexedrine I took the other meds the HR is regulated what is it NOW

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[fibro-memes]

[heavensghost]

House zine! Words from anything by adrianne lenker

[unreadable]

[geminus]

FUCKKKK I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK

[geminus]

🫡 going to work

[p1nkiek1ttie]

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

[pawwsfromheaven]

it’s sad that “people deserve rights” is political instead of just basic human decency

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[7pleiades7]

The Siren, (Detail), (c. 1900), by John William Waterhouse (English, 1849 – 1917), oil on canvas, 81 x 53 cm (31.8 x 20.8 in), Private collection

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out