Have It Your Way

Caity. 23. I'm an Asshole. Enjoy my somewhat triggering blog. 18+ ONLY!!

[psychoticcait]

2020 Sucks

So help me pay my bills

https://onlyfans.com/cakeshadow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

[chilewithcarnage]

[psychoticcait]

I was a tomboy bisexual. Does that count too? 

[psychoticcait]

I look pretty good for a dead bitch. (oh my god. she’s alive!)

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[psychoticcait]

Let me specify something, and nobody will believe me... When I say (in MY PARTICULAR DEALERSHIP) there’s no wiggle room on the price; and then I proceed to show you the invoice on our vehicle, showing our SALE price of the vehicle compared to the MSRP, as well as the price we PURCHASED the vehicle for... And we’re $1500 below the price we purchased it for... Don’t tell me we can do better. If we did for every sale, I PROMISE you won’t be able to purchase cars anywhere, because we’d all go out of business (some dealers are WELL above invoice. I know)

[psychoticcait]

Literally letting Meme Time videos soothe me to sleep, while curing my depression, and silencing my anxiety about COVID-19 and my job security...

Bless Sean for the Laugh and Meme Time videos.

[writeouswriter]

A writer’s brain agonizing over whether an idea has been done before:

[danielkaluuya]

[screencapit]

[psychoticcait]

Two days of forgetting my meds, and uh.... two days of fucking everything up. And uh... one night of “sleeping” alone so far

Not to mention isolation, fires, and an overall bad 2020 so far

(Quotes around sleeping because it’s 1am and I’m not even sleepy. Tired, but not sleepy)

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[namiiswan-archived]

[psychoticcait]

It’s me and my husband 😂😂😂

[psychoticcait]

I have a dentist appointment at 8am... it’s 4:11....

I’m nauseous and having difficulty breathing again. And I HAVE to make this appointment..

[lotuxswave]

[psychoticcait]

So... Apparently...

I get nighttime anxiety.

I can be fine all day. Not even remotely nervous or on edge, but it’s time to wind down and go to bed? Nah. I’m fidgety and picking at the blemishes on my skin excessively. I’m having issues with keeping my breathing level (especially when I reach exhaustion levels to doze off, my lungs feel heavy and like they aren’t getting enough air, regardless of my position). I also overthink heavily and hate myself at bed time. I get so sketched out and paranoid that I’m literally too scared to walk into my dark hall, and walk 5 feet to the bathroom. If I do make it to the bathroom, I sometimes spend 5-10 minutes preparing myself to return to my room.

Why is this happening to me...? I finally find meds for depression that seem to be working, but then I get to replace wanting to literally die with wanting to crawl out of my own skin. What the fuck, brain...?

Bright side: I hopefully have a psychiatric appointment at the end of the month... if I can afford it, if not, it’ll get pushed out until I can.

I have health insurance, and a psych visit, with a psychiatrist is $200, WITH INSURANCE. This is America.

[luxgalador]

[luxgalador]

me to the other room: “SOCKS YOU’RE ON MY DASH AGAIN”

[ms-cellanies]

99% of the time FRIENDLY street cats were once someone’s pet who were dumped on the street.   Connor did the right thing by her, taking her in and taking her to the vet.  She’ll be much safer inside and with someone who cares for her.

[truelunarblue-deactivated202006]

SOCKS!!!!!

[psychoticcait]

I always thought that those memes about jobs requiring experience, but needing experience to get jobs were ridiculous. There’s always somewhere that’ll take an entry level employee....

BOY WAS I FUCKING WRONG! Sitting here, trying to apply to Medical Assistant jobs, and realizing that ALL of them REQUIRE or Prefer experience, but either way, despite my education, they sure as shit don’t want to employ me for whatever reason, and I’m running out of jobs to apply to.

[joseancoss]

Real life anime food 🍱