a fine diamond machine

I'm Cameron. 30. California/Hawaii. HoH. Polyglot. Hopeless romantic and all around just frustrated human being.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dear-julien]

@honeythingtwice

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[mammalianmammals]

Yellow-throated Marten (Martes flavigula), family Mustelidae, northern India

photographs by Peter Beck

[fleshia]

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[typhlonectes]

Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[wesandresons]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[fromhersoul]

[rgujuri]

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus