I haven't the slightest clue @psychotropicdove - Tumblr Blog

i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!

rokamakofo

applejuicewerewolf

The story would progress faster but getting the gun back again would take ages

rokamakofo

i wanna come back to tumblr but i gotta either purge my following list or make a new account and i’m indecisive 🥲

glub-on-it

hey guess who’s alive

sexygaywizard

Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud

seerofmike

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

seerofmike

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

finaltribalcouncil

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

angelbud

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

fecktrecool-deactivated20220314

archdemoning

Deirdre: “Listen Mary, I hate to do this to you, but me and Martin are both working nights and I’m nervous about leaving these two on their own what with the day that’s in it. Don’t suppose there’s any chance you could take them with you?”

Mary: “How could we Deirdre it’s just-”

Deirdre: (interrupting) “The English thing? Listen Mary, I understand. I mean, he’s my nephew and even I find it hard to get past. If I’m totally honest there’s times when I look at him and I feel, well. It’s pure hatred, I’ll not dress it up.”

Mary: “No no it’s not the English thing-”

Deirdre: (interrupting) “Hope to God it’s not the gay thing you’re offended by -”

Teenage guy: (interrupting) “There is no gay thing!”

Deirdre: (continuing) “- ‘Cause I’d be disappointed in ya Mary, I’ll not lie.”

Mary: “Of course not! I mean, if anything, the gay thing sort of cancels out the English thing.”

Teenage guy: “Again, no gay thing!”

dumbfilmschoolkid

skullmalice

I hate this fucking website

pissvortex

valve just straight up copying nintendo’s homework now

pissvortex

i feel like the history of nintendo is coming up with a unique and cool way to play video games until somebody copies them and does it better and then nintendo just has to rely on their exclusives until they come up with another thing. they deserve to get one-upped by valve because of how insane they are with copyright enforcement though

cutiesableye

lads, a glorious new age of emulation is upon us

vykodlak

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of "Impregnerad mot vatten", i.e. "Water proof".

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.

greenapplepunch

some of you people NEED to be fucking reminded that loving minorities will always be more important than hating bigots

greenapplepunch

BLM goes before ACAB ALWAYS. loving black people is more important than “pissing off bigots.” loving jewish people is more important than “making nazis angry.” dont just fight against oppressors, start fighting for minorities. fighting against the oppressor is important, but start doing it for the right reason.

highkey miss how long the text posts on here can be gosh

ulibeanzz

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

ulibeanzz