We go together

Kitty Elise Wilde | 25 | Author | Single

[smhsantanalopez]

Well, you know division likes to make a big deal out of it, and everyone’s a little jumpy these days, Wilde. All the memos and meetings about these two people are just wasting my time. I got better things to do.

[psykittywilde]

Don’t we all Lopez? I mean, I have to start on my book and you have, whatever it is you do. The least they can do is wait until somebody important is missing.

[hero-brittbritt]

Anyone that wants to help us move the rest of the stuff into the shelter is more than welcome!

We’re almost done, and my fiance’s too pretty to carry anymore heavy boxes.  Any takers?

[psykittywilde]

I’m sure I can help. Totally not gonna physically lift anything though.

[smhsantanalopez]

Alright, i guess a couple of missing agents should be worrying, but it’s not as if they were the finest people in division anyway. I mean, Roberts? He could barely run with those man boobs. Maybe they just couldn’t deal with the pressure and bailed before they could get killed. We’ve had much worse.

[smhsantanalopez]

[psykittywilde]

Should it be though? I mean you’re right, they weren’t the best we had to offer, so why be worried?

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[smhsantanalopez]

I don’t see why. I think we both agree that no one knows you. It’s just the truth. If it helps talent isn’t something writers need in order to be popular, you just gotta have a little luck.

Your name is kitty wilde…well I don’t even have to come up with a joke for it. Good though, I have a bitching headache.

I’m Santana Lopez. Should we be worried about you? are you one of us?

[psykittywilde]

Which I think is really dumb, there are some seriously talented writers out there and all that’s getting recognition are teen romance novels.

Nice to meet you Santana Lopez. Worried about me? No. Am I one of you? Yes.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[thearosenthal]

I’m always looking for new things to read. Which one of your books would you recommend?

Really…that’s…were you ever made fun of in school? I like your name, it has attitude.

[psykittywilde]

I’d go with the first, it’s based around actual events in my life

I was, but not for my name.

[hero-brittbritt]

Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss

[hero-brittbritt]

That’s too bad, I mean…your thing is like…one of the most important parts about you, I think.  Do you at least like it?

[psykittywilde]

Not really, I don’t know how to control it and whenever I do use it, it gives me a huge headache.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[herorachelberry]

I haven’t read anything you wrote so I can’t answer it.

[psykittywilde]

Oh, okay

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[evanstakingoff]

Thank you nice cat lady. Don’t drink the water. Water is bad. It starts with water and then they’ll get into your head. Block them out and wear a helmet!

[psykittywilde]

I think my head is fine, and I don’t like drinking water, so I think I’m safe.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[smhsantanalopez]

Of course you’re not. Considering how much they love making movie adaptations after every mediocre book out there, I’m totally shocked about that.

Who are you anyway? Besides unknown writer.

[psykittywilde]

I don’t know if I should be offended or not.

Kitty Wilde

[hero-brittbritt]

Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss

[hero-brittbritt]

You too! I knew who you were cause I totally saw your face and name on the back of one of your books.  And I love cats, I mean… who doesn’t.  So I always remembered your name since Kitty is about the best name I’ve ever heard.

Ugh, good. I’m glad we’re on the same page.  If I…did have a thing, it might be something akin to communicating with animals.

[psykittywilde]

Wow, that’s cool... I guess

Yeah. I couldn’t even begin to explain my thing

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[thearosenthal]

Ohh…you’re a book writer I see. I don’t think so, I mean if you think your book is good you should definitely recommend it.

Kitty…like– Is that your real name or like a nickame sort of thing?

[psykittywilde]

Yes I am. I think I’m good, so you should read my books.

Yes, it’s my real name.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[herorachelberry]

Because I know some of your books. I wouldn’t call myself a fan, per se, but I like being well-rounded so I know what is out there even if i don’t like it.

We just met, how can you tell if I’m acting weird or not?

[psykittywilde]

So do you like my books?

Because I can feel it. It’s just a hunch

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[skiptalia]

I hear you. I’d give almost anything to be home in my own bed. Or even at my mom’s home, in the hammock in the backyard. Some of those things are pretty nice, you know?

[psykittywilde]

Yeah, i got you.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[evanstakingoff]

I don’t know… have you seen my husband? I haven’t seen him in days since I left home and i’m really scared. He’s kind of small, very animated eyebrows and wears a lot of bowties. 

[psykittywilde]

Um no, I don’t think I have. Sorry.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[herorachelberry]

What exactly are you implying?

I will have you know, Miss Katherine- and that’s alright, I know your name- that Rachel Barbra Berry does not take anything unusual.

[psykittywilde]

Nothing, I was just trying to help you, damn.

How the hell do you know my actual name!? I tried to bury it! Well you must have, otherwise you wouldn’t have been acting so weird.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[grumpy-franky]

A girl with a big nose that looks like Blaine… yeah, definitely Rachel then. They’re like midget twins or something.

And yep, Sam is the blonde guy.

[psykittywilde]

Are they actually related?

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[smhsantanalopez]

So you’re like famous or something? Name one of your books…if there’s not a movie adaptation to it then no one cares.

[psykittywilde]

I wouldn’t say I’m famous. Well it doesn’t matter if I name one of my books then, there isn’t a movie adaptation.