I'm only human

Franky. Student by day, your nightmare by night. "But these things take time, love. These things take backbone and they'll tell you what you want to hear. 'Cause they say it gets better, better. But you better know how to point out the liars. You've got to win your wars, make sure you're not fighting for nothing."

[smhsantanalopez]

Alright, i guess a couple of missing agents should be worrying, but it’s not as if they were the finest people in division anyway. I mean, Roberts? He could barely run with those man boobs. Maybe they just couldn’t deal with the pressure and bailed before they could get killed. We’ve had much worse.

[smhsantanalopez]

[psykittywilde]

Should it be though? I mean you’re right, they weren’t the best we had to offer, so why be worried?

[grumpy-franky]

And then I’m the cruel, evil Purist. At least I was working in the right organization for me. It’s like the sorting hat messed up and placed you in the wrong house. 

[skiptalia]

That’s not rude. It would be rude if I pointed out that Brittany and I hardly talk, and I barely know Santana.

[grumpy-franky]

I also don’t talk to them that much. My sympathy towards Britt probably comes from the sweet memories I have of her and those janitors we used to make out in when we were freshman. 

[hero-brittbritt]

Anyone that wants to help us move the rest of the stuff into the shelter is more than welcome!

We’re almost done, and my fiance’s too pretty to carry anymore heavy boxes.  Any takers?

[skiptalia]

I would, but if pretty people can’t carry heavy boxes, I wouldn’t be fit to carry groceries. Sorry! Good luck anyway.

[grumpy-franky]

I’m sorry she’s so rude, Britt. I have been trying to give her some manners, hopefully one day she’ll learn.

[evanstakingoff]

I’m a horrible person

[evanstakingoff]

I am not being lame! I-I just don’t feel good.

[grumpy-franky]

What’s going on?

[hero-brittbritt]

But why would I do that when it’s so fun to mess with you?

Whatever, you’re forgiven.

Yea I…kinda realized this past week.  Did you know those bitches tainted the water?  I can now officially say I’ve done hard drugs.  Isn’t that awful?

[grumpy-franky]

Alright, I’m ignoring you now.

That’s great... thank you, I guess.

Oh, yes I know. I’m so disappointed I was immune to that because I really could use some hard drugs right now. It would be perfect because no one could blame or judge me, you know, since it’s all on Purists. 

[grumpy-franky]

f2f: She looks so perfect standing there

[skiptalia]

[Her phone went ignored as she jumped off the bed and rushed out of the room she’d called home for the past couple of weeks. Very lonely weeks. She tried not to run through the halls, fearing it would cause some kind of alarm to go off. Or that she’d get yelled at for the hundredth time this week. Once outside, and after what seemed like forever–this compound was so big–she reached the gates. Seeing Franky on the other side triggered such an overwhelming surge of emotion, she barely registered the guard speaking to her.]

Are you gonna let me out, or what?

[The gates had barely opened when she squeezed through and all but ran the rest of the way to the car, knocking into Franky with enough force to knock both of them into the door of the car.]

[grumpy-franky]

[A wave of tears slowly climbed up her throat when Tally appeared. She felt arms around her just when her eyes started to sting, though, and it blocked out the tears a little bit.]

“God, I love you so much.”

[Franky thought as she wrapped her arms tightly around Talia’s waist, only realizing belatedly that she said it out loud, or, actually, sort of sighed it. She was done feeling weird at saying those words for while though, and so she just pulled away a little bit to stare at Talia’s face before lean forward to kiss her. She missed the curve of her lips, and how her curly hair fall over her shoulders. She missed that tongue playing with hers and these soft hands touching her, but more than anything, she missed tanning lotion smell mixed with coconuts and ocean. And God, she didn’t even like coconuts.]

[grumpy-franky]

f2f: She looks so perfect standing there

[Warm heat glowed in her chest at the thought of seeing Tally again after all this time and as she got out of the car, leaning against it to wait for the girl, she typed her last response then looked up and stared expectantly at the gates - feeling like she could die with the anticipation.]

[grumpy-franky]

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

What the hell he’s doing there? 

[skiptalia]

You’re here? Like, here here? No shit they won’t let you in, dumb ass. Your former people just poisoned the water supply and half of us were high as hell. Did you miss Sam and Brittany?

I hope you’re ready to catch me because I’m about to jump on you.

[grumpy-franky]

Oh, yeah, I know about that shit but we can talk about the losers later. I’m ready to catch you, I’ll always be.

[grumpy-franky]

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

What the hell he’s doing there? 

[skiptalia]

Well clearly, honey, they were in my panties. I mean, just right there in the hallway with two other people with us. That’s the way we used to do it.

[grumpy-franky]

You are not funny.

Anyways, I would love keep talking to you but my phone is dying and for some weird reason they don’t let Purists in Division - I know right, how dare they- even after you explain for the hundredth time that you are no longer a cruel assassin. Can you please get out so I can see your ugly face?

[grumpy-franky]

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

What the hell he’s doing there? 

[skiptalia]

I’m not really sure. I only got to see him once, for a second. A hello and a hug. That was the extent of our conversation before I got yelled at to get back to practicing. He manipulates time, like me. He wasn’t involved with Division when we were together….that I know of….so I don’t know. I’ll let you know when I find out.

[grumpy-franky]

A hug? And where were his hands during this second?

[grumpy-franky]

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

What the hell he’s doing there? 

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[psykittywilde]

Are they actually related?

[grumpy-franky]

I don’t know. Probably not.

So, pretty blonde, what’s up?

[evanstakingoff]

I’m a horrible person

I’m lost and really scared. I don’t want to face Blaine and now I just realized I missed my kid’s appointment! I’m a horrible person and i’m going to be a horrible father. There’s pigeon’s in here that keep staring at me. 

How did I even get here?

[grumpy-franky]

Hey, you aren't horrible, Sam, just really lame. Now, stop being stupid.

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[psykittywilde]

Sam is the blonde guy right? And unless Blaine is a girl with a big nose then it’s not him.

[grumpy-franky]

A girl with a big nose that looks like Blaine... yeah, definitely Rachel then. They’re like midget twins or something.

And yep, Sam is the blonde guy.

[c-isnenegro]

[psykittywilde]

I need a bed

[psykittywilde]

Well, it’s not just her. From who I interacted with, it’s also this blonde guy and short brunette.

[grumpy-franky]

Do you mean Sam and Blaine? The latter looks like a female hobbit but I assure you he’s guy.

But yeah, man, it’s hard to say if they’re just a bit happier than usual because they’re always so excited. It’s  gross, really.

[hero-brittbritt]

Because you tried to kill me! How many times do we have to go over this.  Also because it’s fun.

That’s bullshit. You couldn’t think of a more effective way of soothing me to sleep than throwing me across the gym?  You were there to kill me and my friends, Franky. Plain and simple.

But…you’re a reformed murderer, I suppose.  And we’re still teamates.  So why were you so bummed last week?

[grumpy-franky]

A lot, apparently. Dude, you could be nice and just drop it like wow it’s been years. 

I was there to kill monsters, I had no fucking idea you and my kind of girlfriend were one of them.

I’m a reformed everything. It’s disgusting. I do not recommend.

Oh, some shit is happening. Did Santana tell you that the Purists are kinda back? They give me Lord Voldemort vibes like maybe they found their  Wormtail to help them who knows.