[ptolemy2]

Me on the day of my interview

Company: Wow, That was an amazing interview, we will be in touch for sure.

Me: You still like me right?

[846782364278]

[thekwikemart]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Big if true

[maliketh]

goku is out there fighting frieza and all you people can think about is sex

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[ptolemy2]

Hey how are you?

Hi. I was wondering if anyone still uses this site.

[ptolemy2]

Hello

How are all of you?

[johnnylists]

70 of the Most Useful Websites on the Internet

1. netflixroulette.net – Find something random to watch on Netflix. 2. brave.com – Make money browsing the web. 3. usefulinterweb.com – The most useful and educational links on the web, updated daily. 4. fpage.co – Warning: NSFW language. Daily links to enlighten and educate you. 5. ninite.com – Download all the free software you want at the same time. 6. squirt.io – Speed read the web one word at a time. 7. shouldiremoveit.com – Find out which applications you should remove from your computer.  8. avoidhumans.com – Find places to go in public that are not crowded. 9. keybr.com – Practice your touch typing. 10. oldversion.com – Get old versions of software. 11. readability-score.com – Find out how readable text is. 12. deadmansswitch.net – Have emails sent when you die. 13. mint.com – Budget your money. 14. roadtrippers.com – Plan your route with the best lodging and attractions. 15. duckduckgo.com – A search engine that is not following you. 16. padmapper.com – Maps out possible apartments/homes that fit your criteria. 17. zillow.com – Another great source for finding your next home. 18. printfriendly.com – Make any webpage print friendly. 19. printwhatyoulike.com – Print precisely what you want from any webpage.  20. privnote.com – Write a note to someone that will self-destruct after they read it. 21. freecycle.org – A network of people giving away free stuff in their towns. 22. couchsurfing.org – Crash on someone’s couch anywhere in the world. 23. recipepuppy.com – Search for recipes based on the ingredients you have. 24. pipl.com – A search engine for finding people. 25. charitynavigator.org – Evaluates various charities. 26. newsmap.jp – Popular news headlines. 27. radioreference.com – Listen to radio channels across the nation. 28. jimmyr.com – Link aggregator. 29. wolframalpha.com – A computational knowledge engine. 30. heavens-above.com – Follow satellites and constellations. 31. whatismyip.com – Figure out you I.P. address. 32. spreeder.com – Improve reading speed and comprehension. 33. simplynoise.com – Listen to white noise. 34. camelcamelcamel.com – Tracks prices for any product. 35. ptable.com – An interactive periodic table. 36. retailmenot.com – Find coupons for just about anything. 37. searchtempest.com – Search all of craigslist with one search. 38. join.me – Peek in on somebody’s computer screen. 39. thistothat.com – Find out the best way to glue this to that. 40. woorank.com – Find out what your website is missing, how you can improve it, and how to make Google recognize it better. 41. scribblemaps.com – Draw on maps then share them with friends. 42. mailvu.com – Video email. 43. rhymer.com – Online rhyming dictionary. 44. homestyler.com – Design your dream home. 45. wetransfer.com – An easy way to send big files. 46. pastebin.com – A place to paste text. 47. idlekeyboard.com – Make it sound like you are hard at work. 48. dropbox.com – Backup your sensitive document online. 49. seatguru.com – Find out where the best seats are on your plane flight. 50. unlistmy.info – Find out which websites store data about you, and tell them to unlist your info. 51. twofoods.com – Compare two foods.. 52. gasbuddy.com – Find local gas prices. 53. sleepyti.me – Plan out your sleep schedule better. 54. ripetrack.com – Find out when certain fruits are ripe . 55. compassionpit.com – Talk out your problems with others, or help others yourself. 56. paperbackswap.com – Swap books with others. 57. swole.me – Plan out your meals better. 58. weatherspark.com – A graphical look at the weather. 59. network-tools.com – Various network tools. 60. amazon.com – The best place to buy things online. 61. writecheck.com – Correct grammar and check for plagiarism. 62. wakerupper.com – Send yourself a wake-up call. 63. pcpartpicker.com – Plan out your next PC build. 64. nophonetrees.com – Talk to an actual person instead of a machine when you call customer service. 65. loads.in – Find out how long it takes websites to load. 66. calorieking.com – Find nutrition information on various foods. 67. manualslib.com – A database of PDF manuals for various products. 68. eatthismuch.com – Create meal plans to meet your nutrition targets. 69. keepmeout.com – Lock yourself out of time wasting websites. 70. glassdoor.com – Research what it is like to work with certain companies. 

Next, read 15 books to teach you a new skill.

[catchymemes]

[mockwa]

training astronauts

[fucksocietyliveyourlife]

[unclefather]

[wrestlingoutofcontext-deactivat]

When your friends drag you out to the club on the weekend

[gifbro]

[ghostdaddotcx]

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

[angryinkeddrunk]

IM SCREAMING LOL

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[the-memedaddy]