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[puberty-luigi]

Hello, I'm Luigi and I'm here today to tell you all about Puberty and its' many effects.

[chrisberi2]

I am going to turn off the inbox for all of my askblogs until I finish DELTARUNE Chapter 5 in its' ENTIRETY

[starborn-brothers-au]

"𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝙻𝚞𝚒𝚐𝚒 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍."

Mario was seen hugging at least 4 Luigis he "borrowed" from different universes.

"𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚜! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖!"

@hotelmario-mario (borrowing Hotel Luigi)

@betagood-night

@scorched-number-2

@sm-64-luigi

[puberty-luigi]

Ey, my brother Luigi deserves somethin'! He tought a buncha little teens about puberty!

I just did my job.

Yeah, and if you got a job, you got a payment!

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

ALL OF YALL NEED TO SIGN THIS PETITION RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.

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[unassumingcavegoblin]

reblog please!!!!!

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[bilgisticallykosher]

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Non-Instagram link.

[greycoloredhounds]

@whimsywheeelah @evilbookworm @buck-yyyy @fonby @pendragonstarz @auracobaltblue @buckleybeat @bipbopboohoo @mythicstargirl @ziggyzoomer @swingthesameway @oliveespineapples @byleriskillingme @byedisaster + open tags

[whimsywheeelah]

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[dessasink]

I DONT HAVE INSTAGRWM BUT WTF

[catluvrnerd]

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[gloriouslygone]

don't have insta but WHAT THE SHITTTTT

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[kweerdragon]

dont have an insta but I WILL REBLOG IT

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[withdevovotion]

doesn't work if you're not in the usa!! reblog and SIGN if you CAN please @space-girliee @mossy-of-the-valley @starcroww @prongsievans @arikakari @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @asserting-my-dominance + open

[space-girliee]

@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @quillkillerblack @mothwingsmayy @loonylara @marriedtonarcissablack @wolfstarwitch70 @wolf-john-wolf I’m blanking on so many people but pls pls sign and share!

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[rosekiller27]

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[leninthestarlight]

Omg this is horrible I'm not in the USA but I will tag people

@the1nonlyvenus @yourfavteenagedirtbag @hyyl18

[hyyl18]

@starcroww @sad-traffic-cone @rustytyperwriter

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @glassesgirlies @bardorsomethinglikethat @em0tionallymotionsick @ghostlynocturnalspirit

@reggie-little-mermaid @regulusagated

@peterpettigrewismyhomeboy @kaimat0s7

@healthenature @wolf-john-wolf @whatonearthisgoingon

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

@bardorsomethinglikethat @hyyl18 @anxietyproblem @autumnferret3 @alwan-suiuhailav-gaza @apolloandhiscar @achillesfinch14 @aadhube @basietta @black-cherry-tea @babybuzz-angelbee

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

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[theonlyaardvark]

reblog gang

@themostrandommoon @mer-acle @mustard-in-a-bottle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @cean0w

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@grisha-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee--spill @oxyisdamoron @dramatic1nlyf @thatchaoticbookworm @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @inthehousethatalwaysrains @instant-yuri-machine @shah4139-offical

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

@evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-dude-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @evil-apple-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-god-offical @evil-goon-offical @evil-gaslight-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-stickpeople-offical @evil-spotify-offical @evil-journalism-offical @lemonade-offical @egg-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff

[egg-offical]

Egg!

@eggman-eggpire-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @the-one-offical @laciffo-natas @no-one-offical @satan-offical @not-offical-offical

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@galaxia048 @elfin-grove @rathgoretheimp @tehshelaroxx @laciffo-natas @hl1-scientist-offical @hl1-gman @hl1-freeman @homestarrunner @unreal-sonic-archive

[rathgoretheimp]

WHAT THE

FUCK

@pink-dr-mario @ohimherenow @twilight-princess-link-official @chrisberi2 @webber-da-spider @tailsbot98761 @gizmo9133 @camotheboss @abysmaltrinity @cancel221 @sm64-luigi @mariotennisdaisy @ssb-metal-mario @mk-dry-bones @oscar106official @the-random-spellcaster

[chrisberi2]

WHA- WHY?!

@starlit-octopi @nexkode @pbjr @cosmosdystopia @las-galletas @altariafan @itsdacami @coralkittencollection @pinbudo @loneanon-datfl @lavenderskiesseeall @lavender-ralsei @l0stn3v3rf0und and other people I didn't tag

[chrisberi2]

Hi gang I'm gonna take a tiny break from internet rq it's kinda makin' me sad right now

[sm64toad]

IS THAT THE LUOGI RHAT GOES HELLO MARIO ON MY DASH

[puberty-luigi]

Hello, Toad.

[puberty-luigi]

Hey, Luigi! I was thinkin' 'bout this "redo puberty" thing, and I've been thinkin'! What if you COULD reverse the puberty!

Explain more.

Now, let's say you're makin' spaghetti, right? You was makin' the spaghetti but you accidentally used the wrong pasta! Obviously you gotta restart, right?

Yes, but tell me how this relates the puberty.

Let's say the human body is a spaghetti, and the gender is the pasta! Maybe, if you were assigned a shell instead of noodles, you gotta get the spaghetti noodles instead of the Mac 'n Cheese shells!

What you've described is being transgender, a thing where you were assigned the wrong gender, but are actually the opposite gender. However, you do have a point. You only "redo punerty" if that's the context.

Yeah, but how do we even "restart" puberty?

That's called "hormone replacement therapy," or HRT. If I get anything wrong, feel free to comment on this, as I just learned this recently.

[puberty-luigi]

wait till he learns about trangender

[OOC: WAIT THAT'S WHAT TRANSGENDER IS?!]

[puberty-luigi]

I got the wrong puberty can I go again?

....The wrong puberty? Whatever that means, you cannot just "redo" puberty.

[puberty-luigi]

Thank you for being a valuable sorce of important information, luigi.

I don’t think that’s said enough, so i’ll say it.

I appreciate the compliment, thank you. It is simply my job to inform people about this, so that they know what they're going through.

The information about reproduction is juicer than pasta! I dunno if we should be knowin' all of this info, Luigi!

While, it could be awkward for some, yes, it is very important that we learn this so that we don't go into the world unprepared.

So like cookin' pizza without a recipe or ingredients!

..Kind of, yes.

[puberty-luigi]

Are you here to bring us a huge spaghetti load of infomatiano on puberty, mighty Luigi?

Heck yeah, he is! He's like if a spaghetti master was all about the human body and stuff! Tell 'em Luigi!

Yes, my job is to provide information about puberty, and the importance of safe-sex.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[puberty-luigi]

What do you know. Do we even need a blackout, now?

[puberty-luigi]

Does puberty and its many effects include wasting all my coins on Gem Apples and buying every sword from Magolor?

Puberty is your body changing into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction. It has nothing to do with whether or not you're spending money on swords.

[blade-hero-skc]

So I can't blame this on puberty...?

[puberty-luigi]

No, you cannot.

[puberty-luigi]

Does puberty and its many effects include wasting all my coins on Gem Apples and buying every sword from Magolor?

Puberty is your body changing into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction. It has nothing to do with whether or not you're spending money on swords.

[puberty-luigi]

Hello, luigi.

Will you be participating in the blackout?

Also, opinion on yuri?

Hypothetically, if they don't revert the update before the 18th, then I'll participate.

As for the second question, I find Yuri quite enjoyable.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[puberty-luigi]

Hello, this isn't that great of an idea. I propose that you think about how this'll affect artists and, honestly, just really great people, like my brother, Mario. Just a request.

[puberty-luigi]

Hello, luigi.

Hello, Anon.