[catosuggestions]

Good morning disgusting Trebonius, as you can see your officials failed to imprison me in the forum and you must suffer yet another day of my virtuous filibustering.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

If you have a problem with Trebonius, I'll see you in the forum

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

hi mr. crassus do you care to explain why plutarch wrote your biography based on euripides's most beautifully transgender play

who isplutarch . what is transgender.

[cassiussuggestions]

I am being blamed for bad omens because I said "diva down" when P. Crassus fell at the temple gate and his father heard that and tripped right on top of him.

[cassiussuggestions]

I am being blamed for bad omens because I said "diva down" when P. Crassus fell at the temple gate and his father heard that and tripped right on top of him.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

You begged to see me wear that womanish tunic. Do not retreat from blame.

...According to my chicken, we might still please the Gods if you fall on top of me instead

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Don't come begging at my Triumph

[cassiussuggestions]

Aulus Gabinius slammed the door in my face because I did not let him harass Cicero three years prior. Rude.

[cassiussuggestions]

Aulus Gabinius you have a Cicero problem.

And nice thighs.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

What was that?

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

My Horrible Son Let's Have A Chat.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

We Are Going to Syria and that's Final.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Bribe someone to make me Quaestor first? Please pleaseee?

[cassiussuggestions]

The closest you will get to quaestor is. let's just say. basking in the rays of my magistracy.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Such dull rays I will easily out shine, everyone knows

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Awwwww roma's best boy here?? 🥺🥺🥺

Sigh. I wonder if Alexander or Cyrus were so infantalised.

[catosuggestions]

Good morning disgusting Trebonius, as you can see your officials failed to imprison me in the forum and you must suffer yet another day of my virtuous filibustering.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

If you have a problem with Trebonius, I'll see you in the forum

[catosuggestions]

yes you will be in the forum to listen to several more hours of my virtuous filibuster

[cassiussuggestions]

I would say the son of @marcvslicinivscrassvs calls me daddy too, but really it is not just me. He calls a lot of people that. Like a kid lost in a supermarket.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

If you would like to be the only man on the back of my horse, Gaius Cassius, then say so. Your jealousy is showing.

[cassiussuggestions]

Call that a Trojan horse the way it is crowded in there.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

Excuse Me

[cassiussuggestions]

Your son could be useful for taking Troy.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Oh get off and sack me already Gaius, quick he's not looking

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

My Horrible Son Let's Have A Chat.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

We Are Going to Syria and that's Final.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Bribe someone to make me Quaestor first? Please pleaseee?

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

where is Cicero

[cassiussuggestions]

On the citrus wood table with M. Caelius.

[cassiussuggestions]

Hi Caelius, your cat ears are askew.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

[cassiussuggestions]

I would say the son of @marcvslicinivscrassvs calls me daddy too, but really it is not just me. He calls a lot of people that. Like a kid lost in a supermarket.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

If you would like to be the only man on the back of my horse, Gaius Cassius, then say so. Your jealousy is showing.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

has anyone seen my son

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

What Was That

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

this is why I am the favourite

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

MY SON

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

where is Cicero

[cassiussuggestions]

Crassus having nightmares during the Parthian campaign? Oh that's just me. He calls me a nightmare. Can't tell if this is flirting.

[publiusliciniuscrassus]

Gaius Cassius my father does not flirt. He does moan, though. Loudly, if he is receiving the right mouth. How I hated seeing Clodius slither away down the halls of an evening, my father's seed barely wiped away, staining that silly little grin