minted

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

im marcus licinius crassus

[palfriendpatine66]

very much in need of a cave day today

[metelluspius]

pass me one nore memory of my beloved sulla im not driving

[mamercus]

remember when he exploded into rotting moral decline worm ooze .. i wept

[mariussuggestions]

Me too

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

and me :(

[somafalls]

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

a metellus pius is like some bullshit they find on th ground or something

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

alsostop bringing your horse archers to the function theyre killing the vibe. and alsome

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

manypoeple are curious about if pompey or caesar are balder u know where. well to this i say. teeheehee

[consuls171bce]

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

?

[catoneuticense]

virtuemilk was actually kinda thin n watery and honestly bland and tasted like dirt..... unlike the sumptious pompmilk,, sweet n flavourful n creamy... thats why pomp was the #1 most milked in rome

[pompeiusmagnus]

true #milkme

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

:p

[pompeiusmagnus]

not you.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

:(

[catoneuticense]

virtuemilk was actually kinda thin n watery and honestly bland and tasted like dirt..... unlike the sumptious pompmilk,, sweet n flavourful n creamy... thats why pomp was the #1 most milked in rome

[pompeiusmagnus]

true #milkme

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

:p

[thempyrealexicon]

hey do you mind if I bring my cataphracts and mounted archers to the function

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

:(

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

You have beautiful thighs

😋

thnak you...

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

is it ok if i bring my tens of thousands of thousands of thousands of thousands of thousands of thousands of horse archers to say hi to you

[pompeiusliker]

NEVER!!!

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

im more minted than you 🪙🪙🪙 .

lol everyone come look at this clown

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

hello marcus licinius crassus i have an easy question: were you more attracted to publius clodius pulcher or publius clodius pulcher's voluminous tracks of... money

I Am Not Attracted To Clodius Pulcher.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

[p-clodius-pulcher]

i on the other hand did fuck marcus crassus

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

you did not.