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joyce puckerman; ♛♛♛♛ sixteen. youngest of three. junior at mckinley high. poet. florist in my dreams. ♛♛♛♛ ❝ you wake up, flawless — post up, flawless ❞

[puckerupjoy]

What is your favorite sex toy?

The strap-on I have on a giant teddy bear. 

[puckerupjoy]

How many people have you had sex with since the virus hit?

Uh, zero. 

[puckerupjoy]

Top 5 hottest people

We’ll go with people at school to make it more fun! And in no particular order. 

Maya Jones

Eli Hummel

Sean Evans

Callie Berry

Charlotte Fabray

[puckerupjoy]

Have you ever used toys?

Only all the time. 

[puckerupjoy]

5 biggest turn ons

green/hazel eyes. 

neck kisses

being manhandled 

booty grabs

being called a “dirty slut/whore”

[puckerupjoy]

[mayaxjones-blog]

True. With this damn virus I don’t think a lot of date will be happening. 

[puckerupjoy]

Nothin’ wrong with that either, in my opinion. 

[mgsclairestjames]

Slacked off this weekend so far, have stuff I need to get done. And very little motivation to do so… gah.. 

[puckerupjoy]

It’s the end of the school year, we’re allowed to slack off. 

[msxcallieberry-deactivated20160]

The moment you feel like curling up in bed and never getting up again.

[puckerupjoy]

Are you okay, Callie?

[katiearchive-blog]

My mom won’t stop talking about the prom tomorrow. I already told her that I don’t want to go and she won’t accept that. Maybe I would if she wasn’t going with someone else. Can someone else try explaining it to her?

[puckerupjoy]

Do you want me to talk to her? I sorta have a way with our moms. 

[comeforsean]

Only two more days until I’m officially an adult. I don’t know what you losers will be doing at prom, but I’ll be getting drunk off my ass and loving every second of it.

[puckerupjoy]

I guess happy birthday? Have fun getting drunk, just don’t get caught!

[mayaxjones-blog]

Prom is slowly coming up and my ass doesn’t have a date. Fuck it might not even go. Anyone having a party? Cause that seems like a better option right now.

[puckerupjoy]

You could always go alone, there’s nothing wrong with that! Plus that way when you get there, you can dance with your friends and such and not worry about having to please your date the whole time. 

[danielkarofsky]

The halls are safer

[danielkarofsky]

Thank you. How are you doing Joy?

[puckerupjoy]

I’m doing really good. So ready for summer, though. 

[shaypuckerman-blog]

C’mon. You know I’m not really that bad. It’s Puck that your mom needs to worry about. And thank goodness for that. What she knows won’t kill her, after all. Speaking of which, you and I need to get together. I can’t remember the last time we spent any time together that didn’t involve school. Maybe we can get Puck to take us out to see a movie.

[puckerupjoy]

There’s a lot my mom needs to worry about, you not being one of them. I get it. Yes! Bug him about it til he says yes because I know he has money, no matter what he says to the contrary. 

[tambevans-blog]

Exactly. It’s like the teachers here are a special brand of “I’m just here for the paycheck.”

[puckerupjoy]

Definitely, and it’s frustrating as fuck. 

[shaypuckerman-blog]

I don’t steal I just borrow things sometimes, I don’t smoke because drinking is more fun, and I only swear when it’s necessary which is really often, actually. That’s hardly the worst influence to be around. 

[puckerupjoy]

Uh huh. It’s a good thing I don’t agree with my mama. 

[katrinacatherinewilde-blog]

I am feeling

[katrinacatherinewilde-blog]

Because it really is?

[puckerupjoy]

Oh my god.