i am who i am, your approval is not needed.

Shay Puckerman The name's above and, yes, I am one of those Puckerman. I'm one of three with a few half-siblings on the side. Mess with any of them and you'll see just how much of a Puckerman I can really be. I'm an eighteen year old senior at William McKinley High and I see no point in explaining who I am or why I'm here. You want to know more about me? Just ask and maybe I'll get back to you. Good girls are just bad girls that never got caught. {This blog will contain NSFW content & triggers}

[solivcgantwrites]

Any day other then Friday would be fine.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Saturday it is. Just to be prepared, who should I call to pick you up when after I've won and you've passed out?

[sammyonfleek]

Yea, that was probably too much info. I have a habit of doing that.

Yea, I’ve talked to them and I feel like the awkwardness and tension has subsided. They have learned their lesson.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Not at all. I like that you’re so open. Please, don’t hold back with me. Especially if you’re going to be giving me juicy little tid bits of information like that one. 

See, nothing to worry about. Give them a little more time and that awkwardness will disappear entirely. 

[alexthegreatsmythe-deactivated2]

You’re very sweet, Puckerman. Thanks. How’s life going?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

It’s not often that anyone calls me sweet, but thank you. Life’s -- it’s going. What about you, how’s your life going?

[puckingsawsome]

I’m the fucking cutest. You know I got all the looks. You, on the other hand look like a like an evil troll that lives under a bridge. I don’t want to hear about your sex life, dude, it’s gross. 

[shaypuckerman-blog]

You wish. Being the oldest doesn’t necessarily mean that you got all the looks. Oh, please. I’m hot and everyone knows it. Grow up, Puck. You don’t hear me complaining about having to listen to you have sex when you bring people over. We have thin walls, if you’ve forgotten. If you don’t want to hear about my sex life, then try keeping yours a little quieter. 

[rogue-ish-domme]

Well thank you Shay. So, how are you doing you pyt?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

I’m doin’ good. What about you, sweets?

[callmequeenbri]

You know your life is boring as hell when you can’t wait for Wednesday to come, because that’s your Empire night. When did I become my mother?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

You need to liven things up and I really do hope you plan to now that the weekend is here.

[comeforsean]

It never really crosses your mind that the virus effects everyone, until you see it up close and personal. I will never see my neighbors the same way again. Good for them, though. I didn’t know two eighty year olds could still get it on like that.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Damn. Gotta had it to them for keeping the fire alive, virus or no virus. How did you even manage to catch a glimpse of them? They couldn’t have exactly been out in the open. 

[matthewfabrayv-blog]

The carnival comes in tomorrow anybody interested in going?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

I haven’t been to a carnival in years. How was it?

[solivcgantwrites]

I’m contemplating getting a tattoo, but I don’t know if I should.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

You’re look hot with a tattoo so the answer to that is a resounding yes.

[sexytaylorpierce]

Yeah I can see that. I prefer to go to the gay clubs than straight ones because finding someone who wants me is more fun. How are you doing Shay?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

I have a certain fondness for gay clubs, too. I may not be able to go home with any of the guys but they are very hot to look at and there’s always the option of finding a girl to take home at the end of the night. I’m doing good. How are you?

[meanhotkitty]

I’m shaming anything. I’m simply stating that’s what people do around here since the virus hit. It’s like the only source of fun is sex. What happened to walks in the park, bike riding, roller coasters, movies?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Oh, but you were. You’re quick to look down on people for having their fun, especially when that fun happens to be of the sexual nature. Right now, with the virus, you should at least attempt to be understanding because having sex is the better option than having to deal with the side effects of denying yourself. Who’s saying that that kind of fun doesn’t still exist? I like going out to watch a movie, to catch up with friends . . . and by ‘catch up’ I don’t mean fuck their brains out. I literally mean simply talking, vegging out. Doing very normal things. Maybe, if you weren’t so quick to judge, you would see that there are more to people than just that one aspect to them. 

[ivy-anderson]

I suppose you’ll just have to see, won’t you?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

And when will I get to see just how much fun you can be? I’m ready, Ms. Anderson. Teach me your ways. 

[danielkarofsky]

The halls are safer

[danielkarofsky]

Yeah there were tears. I couldn’t let the asshole continue to act like that and once he punched me it was on. Thank you, Shay.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Next time try and give a girl a heads up, yeah? ;) Other than this glorious win, what have you been up to?

[vogueroguehummel]

Wonderful! Let me know when you want to do this, yes?

[shaypuckerman-blog]

You tell me, peaches. When would you like to go and dance the night away?

[gwenxmaya-deactivated20160723]

I would love that. Whenever you are free.

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Wonderful, how about tonight? That is if you’re free. 

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Text|| Shay

Rach: You are welcome, my dear friend. Indeed I'm having it.

Rach: How are you doing?

Shay: I'm doing good. More than ready for the week to end.

Shay: How are you? Have any plans for the weekend?

[alexthegreatsmythe-deactivated2]

Change is always good, right? Plus, if things go south, it can always grow back, ha!

[shaypuckerman-blog]

Definitely. Good point, though I can’t see why you’d want to go back to your previous hair style. It makes you stand out. Especially among your brothers. I encourage you to keep it.