“Didn’t exactly plan on starting shit or whatever. Sucks about your shoes, man.”
“Fuck it, sorry man. You seem chill, I love my job but having to stay sober in a bar with a ton of drunk idiots is harder than it may seem.”
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“Didn’t exactly plan on starting shit or whatever. Sucks about your shoes, man.”
“Fuck it, sorry man. You seem chill, I love my job but having to stay sober in a bar with a ton of drunk idiots is harder than it may seem.”
“Some idiot puked on my shoes, so please don’t even think about starting shit. I’m already in a shitty mood.”
“Please, amico, I didn’t realise your job was to lecture your loyal customers. I’m fine, I promise. See? Still standing.”
“Who’s lecturing? You know me man, you could set fire to the city and I would applaud you, I just can’t have another guy walk out without paying his tab because he can’t count his cash anymore.”
“I’ll pay you right now then. How much will, um. How much will three more cost? I tip, I swear.”
“Three more of the same...About twenty, you good for it?”
“Listen man, I think you’ve had enough. I’m all for getting shit faced but pretty soon you’re going to be too far gone to pay me and I can’t have that.”
“It sure will. I could sit here all day.”
“Great, we can get to know each other. My favorite color is blue, whats yours?”
“Yeah, I would love a drink. Having your best friend missing is some sort of hell.”
“I can imagine, well I think you deserve to let lose a little bit. Drink up.”
“Yes. Thank you, Puck. Finally, someone understands-”
“-what’re celebrating, again?”
“Oh you know, homecoming, people not being shot to death, teenage girls not being kidnapped anymore. The usual.”
“I don’t really feel like moving.”
“Well then I don’t really feel like leaving. This will be fun.”
“I don’t even know what we’re celebrating, but you know what? It doesn’t fuckin matter.”
“That Juliet girl being back or whatever, that guy not being dead, being back. But really it was just an excuse to buy something way out of my price range.”
“I think I would have to agree with you.”
“Do you want a drink then? It’s a party, Verona’s princess is back.”
“You’re not gonna drink all of that, are you? That’s a lot of champagne.”
“Well I can handle a lot, but if you ask really really nicely.”
“Dude, I am so here for this.”
“Drink the fuck up man, it’s going to be a party.”
“This is means for a celebration.”
“I have no idea what you were trying to say, and honestly I just don’t care.”
“You’re chair is on my bag. So unless you want me to stay here, annoying you, get the hell up.”
“That’s some pretty shit luck. Like, seriously shit. Assuming it wasn’t the fresh start or whatever you were hoping for?.”
“Considering I left home to get away from shit like this yeah. Small time drug dealing, thats all I was looking for.”
“Yeah, whatever, I guess it isn’t your fault. You can never believe that with Verona - it’s pretty crazy here, usually.”
“Normally I don’t mind crazy, love it actually but this is a whole different type of crazy, one I’m not really interested in being part of anymore.”