[adelistic]

Beth May continues to steal my heart, this time with Elizabeth Mothman

The first episode of Sons And Sonsability is now public and i had to draw my fav lil mess

[etherealbards]

out of context sons and sonsability spoilers

[id: a doodle of me with the lesbian flag in the background, i have wide bloodshot eyes and i'm gaping with a horrified expression straight at the viewer with my jaw drawn hanging open and very long. /end id]

[im-an-artistic-mess]

Sons and Sonsability minor spoilers

[draconym]

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

[draconym]

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

[draconym]

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

[draconym]

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

[loopygifz]

Scarecrow level=1000

[newkidsonmycock36]

lets get sillay

[first-order-simulacra]

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

[strawbebbypiee]

creeper and ender kitties!

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: A drawing of two cats inspired by minecraft endermen and creepers. The enderman cat is slender and black, with purple eyes and particles around them. The creeper cat is fluffy and green, with a bomb fuse at the end of their tail. /End ID]

[hearty-an0n]

c!philza is like. i like trains. i like building. i feel immense guilt for every wrong thing i have ever done but i commit more atrocities because it is i have ever done. i love my wife i love my wife i love my wife

[achilleantechno]

c!techno is like. i like dogs. i like farming. nearely everyone ive ever known only pretends to be my friend. but every time, it turns out they only wanted me on their side for tactical advantage in some petty war. they saw me as nothing but a weapon of mass destruction. and, eventually, i became one. i love my bear i love my bear i love my bear

[aardvarkfuuluu-deactivated20220]

c!ranboo is like. i love grass i love grass i love grass

[saphushia]

I just think it'd be really funny if the hermits were gods who got together as a group n decided to larp as mortals

[saphushia]

all of the hermits are gods except Joe who just showed up one day and no one has realized that hes just A Guy

[saphushia]

joe just spawned there

[mynisepanda]

Yaku being the softest™️ baby

Bonus:

[baltowolfquest]

catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities

[aurpiment]

#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out

[the-vape-store]

Wild when you know that celestial seasonings is run by a eugenics cult who believe Adam and Eve were aliens meant to eradicate all the dark races.

[ghostlyss]

[rashemibabe]

W H A T ?!

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[afronerdism]

Sleepytime Tea and the Little Known Religion Behind It

On grocery shelves across the country, adorned with perhaps the least intimidating bear ever, sit seemingly innocent boxes of Sleepytime Tea

Oh….it’s true

[p0stmarxed]

This dude is so racist he actually does care if you’re green, blue, orange, or purple

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

helpsomeyhing just happened but i feel like i hve to draw it words cannot capturr the emotion

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

motherfucker how do you recover from this

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[badsciencejokes]

Hes making a list — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2Vs4K4D

[a-star-in-the-night]

Happy birthday to the cinematic event of the century

[iamjohnlocked4life]

I made a meme for today

[same-side]

hey i know theres a lot of election anxiety going on right now so i hope you're doing alright!

I feel like we all just collectively lived through actual cannibal shia lebouef but like

You limp from the woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. But you did it. You defeated.... donald tr*mp

[hashtagloveloses]

the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE