that one fanfic guy

hi guys :33 this is my fic blog! ran by @canoepuff

[puffcanoe]

HEY YOU! DO YOU SHIP YOURSELF WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM A "NICHE", "CRINGE", OR "WEIRD" SOURCE MEDIA? ME TOO!!

this is EXPLICITLY a char x reader blog! do NOT request char x char or oc x oc!

please read my f/o list with sharing statuses and kinlist with sharing statuses before requesting

i don't mind spamnoting, go nuts!!

FANDOMS I AM CURRENTLY CREATING FOR:

Battle for Dream Island

Inanimate Insanity

Drugs And Guns For Everyone

Problems And Solutions

Objectified

Every Object For Themself (I guess?? that's my thing that I made that i'm not done developing yet lmao)

THINGS I REALLY LIKE DOING (AND PROBABLY HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING COMPLETED IF REQUESTED):

cuddling hc's

specific scenarios/roles (i.e. artist reader, char is neurodivegent and overstimulated, ect.)

comfort (less so but i still like it)

incorrect quotes

doodles

YUMESHIPS!!!!! PRETTY PLEASE LET ME DRAW AND/OR WRITE ABOUT YOUR YUMESHIP!!

THINGS I WON'T MAKE IF REQUESTED:

anything romantic or sexual of a child or animal

i will not make NTR, cheating, cuckholding requests

i will not make any s/a or grape requests

fart, piss, and toilet fetish/kinks

incest (the crime of having sexual or romantic intercourse with a blood relative, including steprelatives.)

foot fetish/kink

I won't take requests where reader or char is pregnant (unless it's SATIRE and a JOKE and NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY very CRACKFIC ENERGY)

I am less likely to write abt a fandom or character something i don't know.

requests may or may not take a while to make, I do this in my free time when I'm not doing other things I want and need to do. So please do not constantly ask me about a request cause it makes me want to do requests less.

i won't make anything, i repeat, anything of astro, paintbrush, balloon, or spinel. they're the main characters I kin (other than four but i'm ok writing for him) and it makes me really uncomfy (I go into a super dissociative funk 😁👊) to see basically different versions of myself used for stuff and things like this. thx for understanding :))

and the golden rules:

i'm doing this for fun! I don't have to take any requests I don't want to! if you're being an asshole in any way, shape, or form, I will tell you!!

happy requesting! :3

-aphid

credits - @impatiently @chuumiuu @short-dollies @coffee-warehouse

DO NOT INTERACT:

-romantic doublegate shippers

-romantic lightbrush shippers

-romantic 4x shippers (that's my sister 💔💔)

-paintbrush fictionkin doubles

-astro ficitonkin doubles

-four ficionkin doubles

-crybabies/attention seekers -darkshitters

-spawnists

-supporters of darkshitters, zoos, pedos, rapists -pervs

-queerphobic people of any kind

-anti furry, therian, alterhuman, otherkin, ect

-groomers/rapists/creeps

-pedophiles

-zoophiles

-heavy religious ppl (now hold on, lemme rephrase. i don't care what your religion is. if it helps you be a better person, great! just don't make it my problem. okay? okay. :D)

-annoying mfs/ragebaiters

-haters (if you come onto my blog just to be a jackass, kindly shut the fuck up. we can agree to disagree on most things.)

-overly sensitive ppl (i don't want to deal with you crying because I wrote a one word response :/)

-immature ppl. (if you're going to freak out when I swear, you shouldn't be on any of my blogs.)

-rOx supporters

-racist ppl

-qw3l supporters

-the list goes on + i block freely

[puffcanoe]

HELLO HELLO!!! I recently started getting into bfdi and I don't really know any characters.. I'm kind of getting into the basics so AHEM

Any character u want x a reader who's unhealthyily obsessed with frogs. Hehe

✦ pin x frog lover!reader hc's/drabbles ✦

HAI HELLO MOOTIE TY FOR REQ

first time writing anything of this nature in a while please bear with me

✦ I feel like pin would just slowly start to associate you and frogs with each other

✦ like she'd be out on a walk with coiny or gaty and she's see a frog and think of you like second nature

✦ not really a surprise to anyone seeing as how your room in the hotel is decked tf out with frog stuff of all kinds

✦ she'd also handmake stuff for you like lil badges and plushes, mostly to see your reaction

^ this cartoony shit

✦ pin literally gets so much cuteness aggression from seeing you so happy

✦ will scream into a pillow while kicking her feet like a schoolgirl with a big ol' puppy love crush even though you both have been dating for a while

✦ also calls you froggy more than your actual name atp

(bonus thing I thought of that probably isn't canon-compliant and is kind of a spoiler: when she lost her limbs in bfdi 5a she'd try to hop around like a frog to make you feel better)

credit: @aroacebat

[puffcanoe]

who wins

ant, next question

[puffcanoe]

for the love of all that is holy people please request my inbox is becoming a home for flies

wait

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mooties assemble

[puffcanoe]

Hi hello!! Can I request astro x a reader who's always anxious👀👀 like they get scared very easily from everything and everyone (ps they're very easily flustered)

I'd love to see an imagine scenario or hcs ok..? Ok..

hi hi so this is my bad i didn't say this in the intro post so um i won't make anything of astro. he's the main character I kin and it makes me really uncomfy (I go into a super dissociative funk 😁👊) to see basically a different version of myself used for stuff and things like this. thx for understanding :))