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whatthekoi-deactivated20260510

this sucks

littledolliluna

eveyting

pufferfishguy44

but friends

daeyumi

Hinako, Hinako, which face is the real you? 💊

pufferfishguy44

oh this is lit

paper-lilypie

“i see everything” everyone close the blinds right fucking now

niyarest

you know a game is gonna be fire when you see thumbnails like this 🔥

penandinkprincess

In my mind Shane’s allergies are latex, peanuts, tree nuts, and mangoes. The mango allergy is pretty mild and he LOVES mangoes so he eats them anyway but Ilya hates that so when he’s away from Ilya for sponsorship-related trips he’ll go eat a bunch of mangoes alone in his hotel room and later when he FaceTimes Ilya he’s got a suspicious mouth rash. Ilya’s like what are you doing. That better not be a mango reaction, Shane. Tell me it’s anything else. Tell me the makeup artist didn’t wash the brushes right and now you have herpes but do NOT tell me you’ve been eating fucking mangoes behind my back AGAIN—

the idea of shane who denies himself SO MUCH and optimizes SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE and is SO focused and SO dedicated

but who cannot resist the siren call of Forbidden Mangoes

it ends up being his end of season treat

he did a whole season, he did a great job, he stayed focused and On It the whole year. other people celebrate with champagne. shane celebrates with an allergen.

shane who has one last photoshoot to knock out before he's free and is just oh no :) it conflicts with my husband's schedule :) guess that means ilya can't go with me :) so sad :)

why are you so happy

i'm not :)

then he does the photoshoot and has knocked out the last thing he has to do in front of a camera for a while.

now it is Mango Time.

he facetimes ilya with the lights down WAY low later and ilya just ?? shane??? i can barely see you, malysh. turn a light on.

uuuhh, no thanks. it's sexier like this.

what? i want to se-

...

shane is it the fucking mangoes

...no

SHANE

YOU GET TO SMOKE SOMETIMES. I GET TO EAT MANGOES.

ARE YOU FORGETTING PART WHERE ALLERGIES CAN GET WORSE WITH EXPOSURE?

THEN I SHOULD ENJOY THEM WHILE I CAN

WRONG

cherryzlem

I've been really into doing face studies lately and I've also been missing drawing bloodymary wayyyy too much, I heart them sm

#hes so soggy #i love him

my-castles-crumbling

deny - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - word count: 206

"Oooo, I bet I know!" Peter shouted, bouncing a little on his bed as the four of them sat around in their dorm, unashamedly gossipping about who Regulus Black could possibly be dating.

The rumors had been going around for weeks. Regulus, who was notoriously aloof and often downright cruel, with a resting bitch face even worse than Sirius's, was seeing someone. But the Slytherin refused to say who, even when Sirius had hounded him for hours about it. So, naturally, the four Gryffindor boys had resorted to debating which Hogwarts student was unlucky enough to be stuck with the swot.

"Who, Wormy?" Sirius demanded, feeling like they'd exhausted every possible option.

"James!" Peter yelled, whirling around to point wildly at a completely shell-shocked looking James Potter.

The room was silent for a moment as Peter grinned, Sirius gaped, Remus looked uneasy, and Jame sat frozen.

Then, Peter burst out laughing. "Ha! Kidding! Imagine, though?"

Immediately the tension broke, and Sirius began laughing as well. "Oh Merlin," he wheezed. "Too bloody funny, Wormtail."

After about five seconds, James joined in. "HA! Uh...HA! Yeah. Too funny," he murmured, an odd expression on his face.

Only Remus seemed to realize that James didn't once deny the accusation.

lutheban

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

someone-elseworld

Sirius, offended in the common room: WHAT?? No!! I CAN do WHATEVER I want! I am a FREE man, NO ONE can tell ME what to do-

Remus: I'm trying to read.

Sirius, whispering: I have rights ! I will do what I want when I want!

ratbastarddotfuck

basically if you're ever telling any trans person they need to shut up and that they're taking up too much space talking about their own gendered experience I do need you to remember that cis people exist in this world who never ever have to compete for this kind of discussion space. their existence & experience is taken for granted. no trans person can ever take up too much space, no trans person will ever be too loud, as long as cisgenderism is still considered the norm. we do not need fewer of any type of trans person - we need more of all of us, everywhere, & we need more willingness to listen. more voices makes for a more solid foundation of experience. more hands for lighter work.

beardedmrbean

Congratulations on the cat

beescream

because grace learns eridian from rocky do you think he speaks to people on erid with his little piano/organ/instrument setup and theyre like lol wow. you've got a REALLY strong accent. and grace is like well im an alien, thats to be expected, right? and theyre like no that's not what we mean. it's just... you sound just like rocky :,) it's very cute actually

of course grace is delighted! but it'd be very funny if rocky had just. a massively specific regional accent. and now grace has it too. all the eridians from that area are like OMG THE ALIEN IS ONE OF US - we're adopting it. that's an honorary member of the clan. listen to it. it might as well have grown up here.

...actually i'm gonna do it. fuck it. rocky is space scottish. to me. he's mine now, i'm taking him out to look at the kelpies and the falkirk wheel and climb up ben ledi. he can go fishing in a loch. and now grace's eridian accent is their equivalent of scots. he says stuff to adrian's family (posh motherfuckers) and theyre like 'i think it's trying to communicate with us..?' meanwhile adrian, well used to rocky's accent by now, is like 'it's giving you a compliment. be nice to my spouse's alien, please.'

(adrian is like the dad who doesn't want a cat. theyre like this is my spouse rocky and rocky's... alien friend.. and then like two months later rocky comes in and adrian is letting grace sleep on top of them. he was cold, I couldn't just let him shiver, and rockys like no no beloved you're so right, and secretly rubbing his claws together like yesss just let it happen, grace will win all of erid over at this rate..)

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love grabbing a power drill and a circular saw and just building shit. If I had an unlimited wood budget I would never stop making stuff. I should've gone into the trades.

derinthescarletpescatarian

You can just be like "I want some shelves" and measure all the different parts of your shelves and then screw them all together at the correct angles and bam. You've got shelves now. You can make cupboards, too. Walls. Tables. Stairs. If you want something in your house you just out the materials in the right place and you have that thing now.

Unfortunately, the materials are very expensive, but you can't have everything.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Also sometimes you have to lay concrete which fucking sucks to do by hand.